The Pentas Boneka

Commitment.

2012-02-19T12:10:00.001+08:00

"Commitment is what transforms the promise into reality. It is the words that speak boldly of your intentions. And the actions which speak louder than the words. It is making the time when there is none. Coming through time after time after time, year after year after year. Commitment is the stuff character is made of; The power to change, the face of things. It is the daily triumph of integrity over skepticism."

When I say I love you, I mean that I'm committed to working to love you even when it's hard.

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Everyone has their own commitment towards something/someone.
And when you agree on a commitment, you put your fullest to what you agreed upon.
And you try your best to be committed, even if it's really hard to do.

Sometimes, commitment is not about how much time you spend.
It's about how much care you put.

Because how much time you give would never be enough if you don't care much.

That is why they call it committing suicide.
They commit to death.
They kill themselves because they care so much to die, not spending much time to die.

Well, but after all, sometimes commitment is just another word in the dictionary.

It's a 10 letter word. A mix up between 3 vocals and 4 consonants.

It doesn't mean a thing.

Hoo-raa.

Ironman cawangan Kajang.

2012-02-15T14:52:00.000+08:00

He'll be back in Kajang.
In a couple of days more.
In Kajang, he believes.

Hoo-raa.

(Okay, sebenarnya Ironman cawangan Kajang nak sambung belajar. Itu aja point nak disampaikan)

Somewhere I once belong.

2012-02-13T13:07:00.002+08:00

Somewhere I once belong.
The place where it all began.
Where everything once started.

This exact ground I’m sitting on, it’s holy.
The place which taught me to live.
The place which taught me to love something more than anything else.
The place which taught me to show courage, discipline and determination.
The place which taught me to try my best in what I want.

We all have our own story to tell about this ground.
And we all left this place a long time ago.
But at this moment, I knew that memories still remain.
I can still see myself 10 years back. Young, noob and innocent.
Determination pushed me forward and ignorance held me back.
After all, we all had to learn the hard way.

As I bounce the ball to the ground. The sound, the smell and the scene.
I just can’t appreciate it enough.
Thank you, young George.
I’ve should of appreciated you more.

Childhood memories, restored.

Hoo-raa.

There's joy not far from here, right.

2012-02-12T15:49:00.001+08:00

Don't keel over now, don't keel over.

Hoo-raa.

Stand.

2012-02-11T21:44:00.000+08:00

This new life phase I'm going through taught me something.

Whether you fight, or you fall.
Whether you stand, or you'll collapse.
Whether you crush, or you'll get crushed.

Stand tall,George.
Don't be afraid of anything.
You'll fall, of course.
Just get back up, and keep walking.
Your knee would bleed, but it still works.

Hoo-raa.

Fear.

2012-02-10T20:03:00.001+08:00

"What would you do if you weren't afraid?"

He thought about it.

He knew sometimes some fear can be good. When you are afraid things are going to get worse if you don't do something, it can prompt you into action. But it is not good when you are so afraid that it keeps you from doing anything.

-Haw, Who Moved My Cheese?-

Hoo-raa.

Own.

2012-02-09T21:02:00.004+08:00

I've always thought that someone's smile could change my world.
I guess I was wrong then.

It was mine who could change my own.

Hoo-raa.

To Pineng-tinity, and beyond! (Kompilasi 2)

2012-02-02T14:20:00.000+08:00

Haa, terima kasih kerana masih lagi bersabar.
Nah, kompilasi kedua. Take this!

To Pineng-tinity, and beyond! (Kompilasi 1)

2012-02-01T14:05:00.001+08:00

Oke, let the pictures tell the story.
George and two friends pergi ke Penang before Chinese New Year tempoh hari.
Yeah, tambang pergi balik fully sponsored by company member.
Alang-alang menyeluk perkasam, biar lah sampai ke pangkal lengan.
Alang-alang dia hantar barang ke Kulim, biarlah sampai menyeluk perkasam di Pineng.

Ahh, malas layan lah tu.
Scroll lah ke bawah. Tengok kanak-kanak pra-matang tak cukup kasih sayang.

Ada lagi. Esok la pulak hang tengok naaaaa.
"Sabaq! Sabaq!", kata Sang Kancil dalam loghat Pineng.

Hoo-raa.

Butterscotch.

2012-01-30T14:23:00.001+08:00

One will never realize the importance of a particular subject until it is gone.

Well, I can say that it is just human nature. We are the type of species that gets easily comfortable towards something or someone and eventually take things for granted. Like a child being spoiled by its parents and keeps receiving than giving.

But when the time comes, when you’re at the peak of comfort in that comfortable zone, when you start to neglect and ignore, eventually it will be gone someday.

Given a situation,
You’re initially starving for food. Then someone sees you starving and gives you a piece of butterscotch cookie to eat. You’ll feel the sweetness of it, the munching texture of each and every bite taken. And when there’s good in it, you’ll appreciate with a ”Thank you”.

And let’s say that each and every day, the same person comes and gives you a piece of butterscotch cookie. And might say that you’d be lucky, you’d have as much cookies as you want. Eventually, you’ll start to get comfortable and expect that that person will come every day to feed you cookies. And little would you know, you’ll start to lose the appreciation you once had in heart. And little would you know, you’d also lose the sense of thanking that person too.

Eventually, one day. That person stops coming. That person will leave and decide to give a cookie to another person whom he/she thinks that deserves it more than you. And by the time you realize it, you’ll once again starve and wishing for a piece of cookie you once had, every day. No more would you want than a piece of a butterscotch cookie.

The smell, the taste, the munching texture of each bite.

Let’s say one day, you might be lucky, that person comes back and start giving you cookies once again.

By then, you’ll appreciate it more than ever. And there will be no other cookie that will taste better than that.

No, it's just a regular piece of butterscotch cookie, nothing extraordinary. But the thought of that person whom once cared makes it special.

Well, appreciate what or whom you have now before it is gone.

Because one will never realize the importance of a particular subject until it is gone.

Not because it’s what you deserve, but the thought of losing what you already have might kill you.

Hoo-raa.

In each other all along.

2012-01-24T00:50:00.001+08:00

"The minute I heard my first love storyI started looking for you, not knowinghow blind that was.Lovers don't finally meet somewhere.They're in each other all along."

-Jelaluddin Rumi,1246-

True.
You'll search around the world.
You'll meet a whole bunch of people.
You'll fall for some but some wont fall for you.

Because after all, when the right time comes, you wont need to search no more.
Because lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.

Hoo-raa.

Perihal Batu Ferringhi di malam Sabtu.

2012-01-22T15:42:00.001+08:00

Sewaktu dalam perjalanan ke Batu Ferringhi, George, Frank dan Rebecca berseloroh sambil melayan Hot.fm. Sedang berborak, sebuah lagu berkumandang di radio myVi putih kepunyaan Frank, rakan George sewaktu muda. Suara penyanyi di radio bunyi agak familiar lalu George bertanyakan rakan-rakan.

"Ni Hujan kan?"

"Eh, taklah. Ni Rintik.", jawab Frank.

George anggukkan saja jawapan yang diberikan.
Kerana George bukan kenal pun artis tanahair di Malaysia.

"Band Rintik. Boleh tahan juga nama band.", fikir George dalam hati.

"Jalan pergi Batu Ferringhi macam ni la. Lagi-lagi time hujan.", sambung Frank.

Oke, ini bunyi sedikit tidak betul.
George berasa musykil lalu bertanya soalan kepada Frank.

"Jap, lagu ni bukan hujan ke nyanyi?", tanya George, properly.

"LAAAAAAAAAA. Kitorang ingatkan kau tanya sekarang ni hujan ke?!!", jawab Frank dan Rebecca seiringan.

Malu George dibuatnya.

Lalu George berfikir, lain kali nak buat band, carilah nama yang unik dan tiada dalam kamus.

Hoo-raa.

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Dear Kate Beckinsale.

2012-01-20T00:28:00.002+08:00

Dear Kate Beckinsale (photo as attached),

I dont care if you kill the Lycans. But please do me a favor to kill those vampire fags and gay werewolves in Twilight. They are such a disgrace to the underworld.

Sincerely,
Underworld die hard fan.

P/S: I hope the next episode of Underworld would be a collaboration of Underworld and Twilight where you would slaughter each and every sparkling vampires and gay werewolf porn.

Seriously Kate. I want a Lycan eye too. Like your child!

PentasBoneka 3.0

2012-01-17T14:44:00.004+08:00

Okay, let's just say that George is starting to draw and doodle back again.
Actually dah lama dah pun. Tapi photoshop aja yang dah dekat satu masihi tak sentuh.
Nasib baik muscle memories masih kuat. Pejam mata pun boleh bergrafik.

Nah, enjoy.
PentasBoneka 3.0 .
Take this as a eyegasm gift to all of you.
May the force be with people with good taste.

Hoo-raa.

Have we lost the magic that we once had?

2012-01-16T11:18:00.000+08:00

"There's nothing more to life than love, is there?"
-Gary Lightbody, 2011-

Memo #7: Age.

2012-01-14T21:24:00.001+08:00

Dear Future George,

We can't change the past.
We refuse to agree on the present.
Then we'll just wait for the future.

If one day.
If one day things go as what we had in mind before.
Then eventually I guess that it is worth fighting for all the while.
Let age decide on that.

Hoo-raa.

Regards,
Prehistoric George 2012.

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Why was it about milk?

2012-01-13T19:14:00.000+08:00

When I was akid, there was one kid we heard of a rumor of.

There was akid whom his parents had a divorce and he was living with his mom.

And a kidwithout a father to depend on, he was quite a troublesome kid.

And kids atschool always talk about that kid. About why he became like that.

And the rumor said that his parents fought and got divorce because of milk.

Milk.

Yup.

Because of milk.

And all ofthat, I couldn’t understand why.

Why wouldsomeone fight about milk?

(I mean ifit was about the dad ‘milking’ another women, I would totally understand)
And if it was about money, I could understand.

But milk?

So, thestory ended there.

I spent myyears growing up learning and observing on relationships of people around. Evenwhen I was still a kid, this stuff was nothing unusual. And most of them wereon how people manage to stay in a long relationship and on why people goseparate ways.

As years goby, I’ve been in relationships.Committing to another person.

Sharing alife with a significant other.

Yeah,significant other. That’s the word.

Thingsalways starts smoothly when you get to know someone. Someone you’re attractedto from the start. They call it love at first sight. And that feeling which youcall love at first sight might not just be the beauty you see physically inthat women. But sometimes it’s regarding the beauty within.

But itsnormal to be in a relationship when you get into a fight. When you get into an argument.

And the bestthing about an argument, an issue in a relationship is after the post-argument.You’ll find peace within yourself and try harder to improve that relationshipof yours.

That isnormal.

But what isnot normal is when you fight. You argue. And things get worse after anargument.

What is notnormal is when every issue is not being settled properly.

What is notnormal is when both ends does not meet.

When anargument, an issue leads to another.

And when theprevious issues have not yet being settled and bring to another argument.

That is notnormal.

At thismoment, I realized.

It wasn’tabout milk.

Yes, hisparents did not got divorce because of milk.

It was aboutsomething else.

Arelationship will fall when a couple couldn’t find peace in an argument.

When bothcouldn’t tolerate with each other.

And whenrage is greater than love itself.

Then,relationship will fall.

So, it’strue.

It wasn’t aboutmilk after all.

Hoo-raa.

2012.

2012-01-11T12:57:00.001+08:00

Hello.

Ya, aku tahu. Dah 11 hari lewat untuk ucap 'Selamat Tahun Baru' to all.
Things have gone haywire for past few weeks.

I did make a draft post of 2011. Tapi, let's just say that I deleted it for some reasons.
And plus, it's already too late for publishing.

Anyway, have a blessing year ahead everyone.
May 2012, won't be such a bitch to us.
And for you Mayans who believe that the world will end this year.
Please believe that Justin Bieber would die in February.
At least that is more beneficial.

Okay Bieber fags, so long, suckers.

Hoo-raa.

Minyak Wangi de parfum pada suatu petang Selasa di bumi Sunway.

2011-12-29T07:29:00.000+08:00

Sedang kusyuk membuat kerja di ofis (read: mengawasi timeline facebook dan bertutur dengan skype bersama rakan ialah termaktub dalam skop kerja), George terdengar satu ketukan di sliding door. Seorang wanita lewat 20-an berdiri di hadapan sliding door menunggu lelaki-lelaki perkasa dari dalam untuk membuka.

Maka, George dengan sekali pandang pada rakan sekerjanya yang duduk berhampiran sliding door tersebut sambil membuat isyarat mulut itik. Kalau bahasa isyarat tidak formal, maksudnya "Bukak pintu tu weh".

Maka, wanita lewat 20-an berpakaian jurujual itu pun masuk.
Oh, rupanya bukan pakaian aja macam jurujual. Memang jurujual pun.

Beliau menjual perfume. Dari awal conversation hingga ke titisan akhir, semuanya bercerita tentang minyak wangi. Oh, kadang-kala soalan seperti "Abang tahu tak mana ofis kami?"

Apa punya soalan tu?
Abang?
(Muka babyface macam George tu pun boleh dia panggil abang?)

Jadi, nak dibuat filem, wanita lewat 20-an ini mengeluarkan produk minyak wangi beliau.
Disemburnya pada tapak tangan.
Disemburnya pada baju.
Di semburnya sedikit pada kawan George tadi.

"Abang pernah dilamun cinta? Kalau pernah, bau minyak wangi ini macam dilamun cinta.", kata wanita lewat 20-an itu tadi.

George berhenti menaip pada tetingkap Skype. (read: berhenti membuat kerja)

"What? Like serious?", sahut George dari sudut tepi ofis.

"Seriously bau dilamun cinta?", sambung George lagi.

"Serious abang. Nah, cuba bau ini", katanya sambil mencalit sedikit di tangan George.

*sniff* *sniff* bunyi hidung George mengambil aroma perfume itu.

"Macam mana abang? Betulkan kata saya?", senyum wanita lewat 20-an itu.

"Oh, sekejap. Awak kata ini seperti dilamun cinta?", balas George.

"Ya abang. Sedap kan bau dia?", balas wanita 20-an itu senyum senyum.

"Tapi ini bau yang indah. Awak kata ini bau seperti dilamun cinta. Mana bahagian yang baunya pahit semasa cinta bergolak? Maaf, ini bukan perasaan dilamun cinta.", hujah George secara kecil-kecilan.

Wanita lewat 20-an itu senyap tanpa berkata apa-apa. Raut wajah beliau terus berubah.

Lalu beliau mengundur diri keluar dari premis pekerjaan kami.

Rakan George menutup sliding door.

"Hah. Macam tu lah rasa bila perasaan dilamun cinta kena tolak. They run.", George memberi konklusi ala-ala filem Peter Jackson.

Hoo-raa.

Musibah.

2011-12-27T20:35:00.002+08:00

Bila sesuatu yang buruk berlaku kat hidup kita, kita selalu merungut.

Kita tanya pada diri, tanya pada Tuhan, "Apa salah aku?!"

Ya, sengaja aku tambah tanda seru kat belakang ayat itu tadi sebab memang kita akan ada perasaan RAGE semasa kita persoalkan tentang takdir yang menimpa.

Musibah. Musibah berlaku kadangkala semasa kita bersedia.
Kalau tak bernasib baik, berlaku semasa kita tak bersedia.
Happens when the time you lower your defense.

Kita selalu persoal, kenapa musibah ini terjadi?
We questioned God Himself.
Like we have no religion.

Ya, aku mengaku. Kadangkala aku pun bersifat macam tu.
Tidak, aku tak menunding jari pada korang saja.

Tapi, kalau difikirkan semula. Setiap musibah yang menimpa, ada hikmahnya.
Tuhan turunkan musibah pada hamba-Nya sebab nak kita lebih bersyukur.
Sebab nak kita lebih ingat pada-Nya. Supaya kita tak mudah lupa.
Supaya kita tak lupa untuk meminta dari-Nya.

To be honest, aku juga ditimpa malang. Aku juga ditimpa musibah.
Handphone canggih pandai aku tu terjerumus dalam lautan jamban.
Nak lagi best, Tuhan bayar aku cash pada hari Jumaat, penghulu segala hari sebelum aku ambil wuduk untuk sembahyang Jumaat.
Aku marah. Ya, aku marah.

Aku persoal kenapa aku yang kena?
Kenapa mesti aku?
Kenapa mesti time kekurangan wang?
Ya, soalan macam orang tiada agama.

Tapi eventually aku sedar, sedar yang semua ni ada sebabnya.
Mungkin aku ada terambil sesuatu yang bukan hak aku.
Mungkin ada hak yang aku sangka sebenarnya milik aku, tapi sebenarnya tidak.
Dan perbuatan itu, adalah sebahagian dari mencuri.

Sekarang aku redha dengan apa yang Tuhan turunkan pada aku.
At least, Dia bayar cash dan bagi aku kesempatan untuk bertaubat.
At least, Dia masih sedarkan aku sebelum tiba ajal.

Ya, Tuhan bagi ujian kat sesuatu sebab suruh kita bersyukur. Tuhan bagi musibah kat sesuatu pun sebab suruh kita bertaubat. Tuhan bagi musibah kat sesuatu dan Dia masih bagi nikmat kepada kita pada sesuatu yang lain.

Allah Maha Mengetahui apa yang terbaik pada kita.

That's why all of that happens for a reason.

And that reason, is you.

Hoo-raa.

Hope is.

2011-12-13T10:26:00.001+08:00

Jadi pada malam bulan purnama itu, George bersama Cik Toemaytoe pulang dari makan malam yang indah.

"Burpp!!", sendawa George dalam perut.

Mahupun lamb chop dan ribs tadi sungguh enak, perilaku kejantanan masih perlu dijaga. Sendawa dan kentut tidak boleh dibuang merata-rata kecuali pada waktu kecemasan.

Di dalam kereta, sambil memandu bagai berada di taman ~~rashidah utama~~ bunga dengan kelajuan maksima 60km/j di laluan paling kiri (read: Slow pokes lane) mereka berbincangkan isu semasa yang berlaku di serata dunia. Topik seperti pilihanraya yang bakal berlaku. Topik seperti kejatuhan ekonomi dunia.
(Oke, aku tipu. Mana ada couples talk about boring stuff like that. Biasanya topik perbincangan berkisar tentang rutin harian Justin Beiber dan Selena Gomez aja)

Sampai di satu selekoh, tiba-tiba George terfikir bahawa lama dah tak tengok wayang.

"Hunn, dah lama dah tak tengok wayang kan?", kata George.

"Itulah. Sekarang tengok wayang sorang-sorang pun dah tak boleh", balas Cik Toemaytoe.

"Dulu masa berkawan dulu, everything would be fine alone. Sekarang, I can't even do anything alone nowadays.", kata George.

"Dulu masa we were still friends, outstation is like nothing. But now, nak tinggal lama sikit pun susah.", sambung George.

"Yea, bahaya betul. Hope is a dangerous thing.", kata Cik Toemaytoe.

"I know honey. Hope is dangerous. But hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. At least that is what Andy Dufrene once said."

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Yeah, hope is dangerous.
Hope may lead you to a wrong road.
Hope will make you take the road not taken or should not be taken.

But hope itself, also creates magical thoughts.
Hope makes you keep moving.
Hope drives you forward.
Hope is what that keeps mankind alive.
Hope makes you never give up.

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."
-Andy Dufrene, Shawshank Redemption-

Hoo-raa.

Time; is a magical thing.

2011-12-10T19:39:00.001+08:00

Time.
It's such a magical thing.

I've said once in this blog, having no money is as bad as having no time. (Yes, I really did tapi tak ingat post mana).

Anyway, life is magical. Life is like a box of chocolate as what Forest Gump told me.

Time.
It's funny, how time makes you just insane.

It's ironic how time alone never makes you satisfied.
It's ironic when you don't have time for yourself, you try to find time but when you have all the time in the world, you don't fuckin know what to do.

It's true. When you're being so busy in life doing all sort of thing, you'll always wish you had more time.
More time for yourself.
More time to fulfill others who require you for themselves.
More time to complete things that are incomplete in life.

But it's also true.
That moment when you have all the time in the world for yourself and being left alone, and nothing else to do than just sit there and wait for time to pass.
And at that moment, you'll wish time would fly by in a blink of an eye.
And in reality, waited time goes in slow-mo.

Ellis Boyd Redding once said, "Time can draw out like a blade".
And in times when you're alone, time really draws out your soul.
A blade which cuts your soul slowly. And killing you bit by bit.
Being a bit exaggerating, yes. But it literally did.

Redding also said, "A man in prison will do anything to make himself occupied"
And being occupied, makes you keep your sanity.
And waiting for time to pass, is as bad as being in prison.

Well, this nature of work I'm in has a crazy schedule.
At times, you'll have no time at all.
And sometimes you'll have all the time in the world.

Well, I'll have to find something to occupy myself when the time comes.
I guess I'll keep myself busy.
At least when you're busy, you'll have sanity.

Time.
Time.
Time.
Well, time is a magical thing.

Hoo-raa.

George's Home Made Famous Cat Video.

2011-11-09T16:00:00.000+08:00

Oke, time for George untuk ikut trend.

Nowadays cats are becoming more famous than human race.
Oh my, aku nak tunggu that time when kucing boleh nyanyi lagu "Baby, Baby, Baby ooohhh" kat ~~YouJizz~~ YouTube and Usher will take that adorable muthafucka be an artist feat. Luda Chris!
HAHA.

And for those who are in the office, you can just open this video out loud and proud.
You know why? Everyone loves cat videos. Your boss will too. HAHA

But for the time being, enjoy George's piece of shit di kala pagi kedua Raya Haji.
Introducing, my new cat pet, Yazirobel.

Cats FTW!
PWND!

Hoo-raa.

P/S: George mula berjinak-jinak balik dengan blog ni. Doa-doa je la banyak updates oke? HAHA

Buaian Stroberi.

2011-11-07T00:23:00.001+08:00

"Cold, cold water bring me 'round,
Now my feet won't touch the ground,
Cold, cold water what you say?
It's such, it's such a perfect day, it's such a perfect day."
-Chris Martin, 2009-

Let's just say that it was such a perfect day.
Laksa, ketupat and rendang delivery straight to my doorstep. :)
No more doubts, you are beyond friendship.

Oh, Selamat Hari Raya AidilAdha to all of you too. :)

Hoo-raa.

Mr. & Mrs. FoodPacker (Tapau)

2011-09-29T10:00:00.000+08:00

Hey hey hey! Oke guys, girls and trans.
Aku tahu kau lapar. Aku lapar juga.

Pernah tak terfikir masa dating, "Where would you like to eat?"
Or when your girlfriend ask,"Where are we going to eat today?"

Ah Ha!
I got the answer for this.

No more 'awek merajuk' kerana anda ketandusan idea.
No more 'awek merajuk' kerana asyik makan tempat sama.

Mr. & Mrs. FoodPacker is here to help.
Oke, they're friends of mine.
Or shall I say a part of my family on my last post.
(Yes, the dude yang pegang plate dengan udang sebesar beliau tu adalah one of my homies)

They've open this ~~food blog~~ REALLY COOL FOOD BLOG in August.
(Yes, time puasa jugak beliau berdua officially release their blog)
But hey, it really helps out bila nak plan on a date. Just check it out alrite?

Here's the link and some snap shots. *drooling*
http://foodpassionistaaa.blogspot.com/

Okay, I guess it's already time to have lunch.
Or perhaps I'd say Brunch since lunch is still miles away!

P/S: Abu & Dila, sorry for the late promo! It was ages dah nak buat, just had the time and guts to post during work. :D

Hoo-raa!

Family.

2011-09-15T20:49:00.001+08:00

When life turns upside down.When nothing goes right. When you cant find the right way.
You'll still end up with what you call family.

You call it family. I call it Quakes.

P/S: Noticed the new jersey we have? Black and yellow FTW! Lets do some HOYAS basketball, shall we? :D

Hoo-raa.

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Possible.

2011-09-14T10:39:00.001+08:00

"I love how she makes me feel, like anything's possible, or like life is worth it", said Tom Hansen.

Hoo-raa.

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Footgasm.

2011-09-06T08:02:00.001+08:00

Oke, don't think twice. Tried it and loved it. No doubts.

Rasanya dah boleh start kumpul duit dalam Jar of Lust dah ni.
Ooohh, by the way, kalau nak buat sumbangan derma kilat adalah sangat digalakkan. Heheh.

Hoo-raa.

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Happy Eid Mubarak!

2011-08-30T09:53:00.001+08:00

Long story short.

Ironman cawangan Kajang (face revealed) bersama Dolores O'Riordan versi kayu ingin mengucapkan, selamat hari raya.

Oh, berhati-hati semasa bermain mercun, oke? Biar putus jari, jangan putus silaturrahim. Heheh.

Alrite, dengar khutbah raya jum.

Hoo-raa.

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Long Live the (Comic)King!

2011-08-26T19:04:00.005+08:00

Ahhh, f i n a l l y !

Dulu nak beli, duit tak ada.
Then, when I got the money, stok pula habis.
Damn, was I frustrated before.

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"Kini, edisi pertama dan kedua di jual semula."

The first thing I had to do was to click on that to make sure that I wasn't dreaming.
"Yesssss(plural 'S' defines how happy I was)! Boleh beli!", kata aku, menjerit kegembiraan(dalam hati)

Dengan pantas nya, aku declare order aku. Tekan Maybank2u dan terus bayar tanpa segan silu.

But, aku cuma risau pada masa tu kalau dia hantar ke rumah, aku ada kat Singapore.

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Then finally, even though it was raining, I knew it was a super super *goood* day.
Pulang dari membeli boxer raya (ada sale kat Parkson, renoma RM15.90 sehelai, Diesel 23.90 dua helai! Cepat, pergi beli!), my mother told me that there was a package.

Boy was I happy. Patut lah tak dapat tidur malam semalam. (oke, penipuan besar walhal berdengkur sampai sahur).

Glad that I got the package safely! It was worth the wait. And dah selesai pun baca edisi pertama. It was awesome!

Dah, I'll spend my time reading edisi ke-2. You just made my day, brotha Fadhil. ;)

Exclamation!
Hoo-raa.

P/S: My mother nearly gave back the package to the postman ialah sebab tak ada orang nama 'George Makoto' kat rumah ni. HAHA. Boy, so it means that this shitty blog is still safe. ;D

P/S: Ah, gambar malas nak edit. ambik pun pakai camera phone.

Testing, testing, testis via android.

2011-08-22T09:26:00.001+08:00

Test. Test. Test.
Via android.

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Time to clean up!

2011-08-17T14:18:00.002+08:00

Oh, hello guys.

Haa, yes, aku masih hidup lagi. (I mean if any one of you thought I was dead)
Heheh.

Oh, hey, how to say this to you? S O R R Y ?
Yes, dah 3 bulan dah umur habuk-habuk atas lantai blog ni.
Erm, dan ya, ramai juga yang bertanya pasal,"Bila George nak update blog?" since the past 3 months.

Oh yeah, I was busy for the past 3 months since working. Quick update: I was in Port Dickson, then to Indonesia, then to Kerteh, then to Singapore, then to Kerteh(again), then to Singapore(again). Fuhh, does that count as an excuse? Heheh.

Yeah, this month is a little bit quiet and just resting my fat asses (plural sebab bontot ada dua bagi manusia normal) in the office doing nothing from 9 to 5. So, thought of several posts to be shared with you guys. Tapi nanti kalau aku sibuk semula macam mana? Haih.

Anyway, aku hampir batal puasa tengok klip bawah ni. Yes, mereka juga mampu buat aku update blog juga. HAHAHA.
But really, you have to see it with your own eyes to know it. Kalau mampu tengok sampai habis. Kalau tak mampu, korek hidung aja. HAHA.

P/S: Ni 12 orang satu group ni nak main bola ke apa? Oh, wait! Belum wujud liga faggots lagi! Malaysia could produce the first in history.

Captain Jack Sparrow.

2011-05-09T00:02:00.002+08:00

HAHA.
Okay guys, I lied again. Minggu ni pun sibuk macam-macam hal kena commit with family, family and family. (yeah, 3 different families but still)
Jadi, komik tak sempat pun buat. My bad, my bad. ;p

But hey, anyway, I still have some shits to show.
Nah, as a big fan of Lonely Island.
Presenting you, another Lonely Island's hilarious videos baru release.

I never knew that Michael Bolton so so frickin' cool.
Cool old fella. I wish I'd be cooler when I'm old. ;D

Hoo-raa.

Some arts of others.#1 (and also some quick updates of George)

2011-05-04T21:00:00.004+08:00

Yea, aku sibuk sekarang.
Harap semua dapat bersabar yea wahai rakan?

By the way, first day of work semalam hampir kena pergi Singapore.
Tengah kalut tunggu passport siap kat Jabatan Imegresen Subang, boss telefon:
"How's your passport going on? Everything alright? So, I guess that you are going to follow Reece to Singapore today. After this, go back to the office and we'll arrange you with the safety helmet, safety boots and everything, alright?"

And what do you think of my response?
Of course lah menggelabah biawak kat imegresen tu. HAHA.
Anyway, client telefon petang tu kata cancel. So, fuhhh, selamat.
But the day ended not well sebab penat harung jam macam tahi for 1 1/2 hours.
Tersengguk apa dalam kereta?!

Anyway, that's all for the quick updates. Will make some artworks soon during weekend kot.
(kalau tak kena pergi 'Singapore' lagi. HAHA)

So, untuk penyedapan mata memandang. Nah, these are some arts of my sister's. Yeah, she's great!
Enjoy it. ;)

Hoo-raa.

Borealis.

2011-04-30T14:52:00.003+08:00

This is my top priority for now.
Yes, I have my own spot of peace; The Ultimate Bridge.
Yet, this is super-peace.

Kalau video buat tahi tak boleh tengok, look at these pictures taken from ,of course, Google Image.

*eyegasm*
To watch these fantastic lights dancing in front of your bare naked eyes is the most beautiful thing to see.

Yes, dah letak dalam wishlist.
Enough said.

God, please give me a chance to see this with my own eyes.

Hoo-raa.

P/S: Thanks Smak for actually sharing this quite awhile ago.

Combination of George's greatest things on earth; Basketball and Design

2011-04-29T01:11:00.007+08:00

Well, sejak dah nak kerja ni macam-macam pulak meroyan.
Maybe I'm doing things that I love most before I enter the 'Lifeless Life' phase; working.
Yeah, I will miss my current phase of life; having all the time in your life just to yourself and doing things you love most.
But yeah, people do need to change for a better future.

Anyway, the picture is about Quakes Basketball new alternate jersey which is Black/Gold for this upcoming NCBL 2011 season. Tapi baru nak tempah so the actual thing would maybe complete in 1-2 months time? ~~I guess.~~ I hope. HAHA

Well, basically it's a Nike's IOWA Hawkeyes Jersey with some modification. Using the official colour of our logo. Oh, baru teringat. Aku belum share lagi logo yang aku buat dulu kan? Oke, here it is:

Okay, so, basically that's it.
Maybe someday I'll become an artist.
Ahh, fuck it. Nak kerja tak lama lagi, perlu lagi berangan ke apa? HAHA.

Okay guys, until next time.

Hoo-raa.

Let's go Jedi-fighting(?).

2011-04-27T23:13:00.003+08:00

Okay, finally I can go online back again.
For you viewers, I present you, my latest artwork.
Dedicated for my beloved internet service provider.
I mean, for they're lamest way of handling such easy problems.
Hantar technician bergi rumah pun ambil masa berapa juta masihi(?).
Last-last tukar modem jugak kena RM150.
Shiatz.

So, until next time.

Hoo-raa.

The Hate Week just started.

2011-04-26T23:14:00.006+08:00

*picture taken from Natalie Dee's website. Credit to her.

Hey all. It may be the end of Natalie Dee's Hate Week, but it sure is the start of mine. ActuallyI received a good news last Friday but unfortunately I hadn't have the will to post it here yet (I mean before confirming it for real). Then on Sunday, my internet broke down after a loud and bright lightning struck a spot in near my house resulted damages to some of my neighbours modem. But mine was okay, but I couldn't go online. However, you can read this complaint letter I sent to TM because of their effortless action. Hah, ambek.

To whom is responsible,

Hello. My name is George Makoto (I/C Number: 87****-**-****). I’m one of your user who has been using your internet services since I was a kid. And currently, I’m using your STREAMYX services under my mother’s account: George's mother (Account number: D******-***-****).

Last Sunday(24/4/2011) evening, it rained heavily and I think my modem was struck by lightning since some of my neighbours also had the same problem after the lightning struck. Fortunately, my modem was fine and still could be used since the Power Indicator is still on but unfortunately, the ASDL indicator was blinking. Therefore, I knew that I would have a problem with my Internet connection.

That same day, 24th April 2011 around 6:00PM I lodged a report to your staff at your call center through phone. I told her about my problem and she said that the matter would be resolve in 72hours which is equally to 3 days. The case report reference number was 1-**********. Even though I was a bit disappointed since I use the Internet everyday to complete my daily routines such as checking my e-mail and all sorts. However, I had to accept the fact.

However, the next day, 25th April 2011 10:38AM, I received a call from one of your technician (phone number: 017-*******, I forgot to take his name) telling me that they want to come over to my house to check my modem. I was happy since it took less time than what your staff promised me. I told him that nobody would be around in the afternoon but my mother would be at home after 2:30PM. He agreed to come on that time so I was hoping that the problem would be solved on that day. Unfortunately, the technician DID NOT COME AT ALL. He made my mom wait and I was really disappointed for the Internet is still can not be used.

The next day, 26th April 2011 around 8:40AM, I dialled 100 once again through my house phone to check whether the case has been settled or not. The operator told me that your technician has change the port around 9PM on 25th April 2011 but still my Internet could not be used. I told her that and she said that she will highlight the matter. A while after that, one of your operators from the ‘Follow-up’ Department called and asked me whether my problem has been solved or not but still, the ASDL indicator was still blinking. I complained to them about your technician who promised to come at 2.30PM 25th April 2011 and he said that he would highlight the matter.

I was waiting for someone to call me but unfortunately no one did. So, ONCE AGAIN, at 3.30PM 26th April 2011, I dialled 100 through my phone and I had to hear the same answers from your operator. I was getting disappointed and mad at the same time and I told her to solve my problems on that day. She said that she would highlight my case as a critical case and would ask them to solve it immediately on the same day. So, AGAIN, I waited but still no one called or showed up to solve this matter. I called AGAIN at 6:00PM and again, and your operator named H****** repeated the same answers that I ALREADY KNOW. However, I know that it’s not her fault since this is her first time talking to me and she was just following procedures. Again, what she could do was apologise for the mistakes made by your technician for NOT SHOWING UP EVEN THOUGH HE PROMISED TO.

I am very disappointed with your services and problem solving techniques since I am a daily user of your services. I use your services to pay bills and also my INTERNET BILLS online and yet your services disappoints me. I had to apply for a ‘Leave’ from work just to wait for your technician who never did show up and I had to call 3 times on 26th April 2011 but still there is no results in fixing my problem (You can check your recordings since I believe that all my conversation was recorded). I did ask of them how can I lodge a complain on your services and she gave me this e-mail. However, how am I suppose to send an e-mail complaint without an Internet connection at home? I had to drag myself to the nearest McDonalds at Taman Prima Saujana, Kajang just to get the access of the Internet to settle my errands and send this e-mail. And that is how your poor services gave trouble to me. It is a nuisance and VERY VERY VERY disappointing.

Regards yet still disappointed,

George Makoto
Kajang, Selangor.

You think I would write my real name and share my details here, son? No way. Just make sure you get the point aja lah. Okay, pardon me for some 'English' yang broken sikit tapi ahh, faham sendiri aja lah. I wanted to sound mad, yet still professional. And yes, I did lie about taking a 'Leave' from work. Lantak ah, bunyiconvincing sikit. HAHA.

Anyway,
Happy News: I got my dream job. (Fuh, Alhamdulillah. Finally(?))
Bad News: The job would require much and much much travelling. (I'm still not sure whether I can draw, vectorize pictures, talk non-sense and publish it here, as frequent as before)
(Okay, ayat 'as frequent as before' patut tulis before pergi menahi for a month sepatutnya bukan?)

So, the computer is getting better. I mean after I chose not to connect my backup Internal Harddisc anymore and eventually dah tak boleh pakai anymore)

I'm gonna start the job after Labour Day. (Ahh, shiatz. Still tak sempat juga nak sambut Labour Day this year)
And hopefully internet ada esok.
I'll try to doodle some shits before I start off to work okay? Doakan aku berjaya beli laptop sebijik, and a smart phone supaya kekal berinteraksi dengan kaum sekalian.(dan guitar Tanglewood ~~RM1,080~~ RM900++ yang eargasm kat Guitar Collection, OU.*ehem*)
(perasan nyewwwwww ada orang baca blog).

Oke,I think I have to go back home. Orang McDonalds ni dah macam bisik-bisik "Kau tak reti balik kewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?" aja kat aku. Later.

Before balik, layan ini dulu:

Hoo-raa. (feels like ages tak tulis mende alah ni)

Yerp.

2011-04-21T18:54:00.003+08:00

Okay, I feel bad.
Sorry lah sangat-sangat for not being able to post any posts.
Yelah, sampai ada yang siap tanya lagi kenapa tak update blog.
Yeah, dah berapa kali pun nak mintak maaf, buat jugak.
Ala, sama la macam bila time raya mintak maaf lepas tu buat balik dosa. It's the Apologizing Cycle we apply in life kan?
HAHA.

Anyway, ada reason sebab tak update pun.
Yeah, kerja belum lagi. Chill la browwwww.
Sebenarnya PC ni tak habis-habis buat hal. Aku nak buat lukis-lukis pun mood macam ala-ala kau seru pokemon tapi tak keluar pun. Hah, mood macam tu la. Ooo, eh? Kau tak layan pokemon? Oke, pergi cari blog lain sekarang. You don't belong here, buddy. *flips leg hair*

So, untuk compensate balik masa kau orang semua untuk bukak blog aku, I share with you one awesome video. Sila belajar dengan tekun ya wahai murid-murid sekalian.

Hoo-raa.

Beautiful.

2011-04-10T01:00:00.002+08:00

The video is just beautiful.
Enough said.

Just to think about it.
Everyone always got a point and what we all think is actually always right.
But how we say it sometimes are not.

The power of words.
Just remember, there's always another great way to say something.
Just think twice for it.

Hoo-raa.

I ought to make a Home-run. No, 4 Home-runs.

2011-04-08T01:45:00.001+08:00

Ahh, it's 1.45AM and it's been 2++hours 'ROTFL'-ing on bed.

Ahh, if I get 4 strikes, I'm out.
So, I ought to make a Home-run. No, make it 4 Home-runs preferably.

Let's make some checklist alright?

✔Gosok baju

✔Fotostat sijil

✔Doa banyak

✔Tengok map

✔Study company

✔Berak

✔Bermain gitar

❒ Tidur(?)

For the past hours, Interviewer George has been asking damn a lot of questions to Interwiewee George. Damn, having his own interview session in advance eh? Such a frickin' perfectionist he is(?)! Is he? Hey, he's bipolar, what more could you expect? Never saw that coming eh?

Ahh, George ought to have to force himself to sleep now as a bulimic would force herself to puke.

Good night, everybody.

Hoo-zzZzz...

Okay.

2011-04-03T15:41:00.004+08:00

Okay guys/girls.

I've made my decision.
I'll start working on my artworks again.
Baru lepas format PC for the tah berapa ribu kali.
Setakat ni PC nampaknya tak meroyan lagi.
I mean lepas install windows lain jumpa celah rak buku.
Nampak sangat rak buku tak ~~sempat~~ pernah nak kemas.
Install antivirus kesayangan Jackie Chan(arwah april fool?) pun setakat ni tak ada total rejection.

Anyway, abaikan posts yang terdahulu.
Just say that the road was a bit rough lately.
Now it's getting smooth again.
One thing about George that you gotta know, no George deletes no posts.

Just say that, sometimes, God would hear a bit of your prayers and when you face troubles,
He would send angles in form of human beings to rescue you.
And for that, Alhamdulillah, all praise is due to Allah.

Stay tune guys, I'll come up with some new shits.
For the mean time, enjoy this.
Lonely Island is back, baby! ;D

"I got Hepatitis C from a horse. But no confusion. It wasn't from the sex but it was from the blood transfusion." HAHAHAHA
Hoo-raa.

Memo #6: Existence.

2011-03-31T12:50:00.006+08:00

Dear Future George,

Please keep in mind that, yesterday, you should realize that your presence is not welcomed.
Even if you try to make decisions basically not being selfish, people wont notice.
They will look at it in different angles and ways that you negatively want to be self-pleasured.
And well, if you'd like to know, even how hard you try to keep positive, positivity has it's limits.
With the luck you've got, any good man would turn bad.

Leave it that way.

They say that you wouldn't understand one's feeling if you've never been there yourself.
I would disagree. Even some who has been there would also forget how hard it is after they've achieve success later in life.

Alienated.

Your existence has never been appreciated from the start.
You shall die and rot in hell.
At least hell would most probably welcome failures like you.

Don't ever forget the day you took this vow of starvation for 24 hours.
Don't you ever ever forget.

Hoo-raa.

Regards,
~~Prehistoric~~ Pathetic George 2011.

The drought is about to end, but the land is still dry.

2011-03-28T20:15:00.003+08:00

This evening, a neighbor of mine came knocking on my doorsteps.
He offered a job, a construction job.
I was glad but the problem is, it will be based at Sarawak.

As you all were informed, it's a harsh time to get a job lately.
And for this job, it's regarding safety. Where it's like super super hard to get opportunities.
I'm already bored of not having money, not having a career.
A man without a career is just as bad as a man without a soul.
You may see them walking but they're just walking dead.

I'm the eldest of sons of my parents.
My dad is no longer here. He's far far away where only God knows where.
My mom, well, let's say I've just got to be here, staying under the same roof.
Migrating ain't an option since I still got two little brothers in primary school.

An opportunity doesn't come twice.
And this offer stands tall. Work starts A.S.A.P after I accept it.
The pay, let's say that it's more than enough I guess.
The experience, it's a stepping stone but a big one I would say.

I'm in a deep shit.
My instinct says to go, but there's a reason not to.

I just wish dad was here.
It wouldn't be so hard after all.

Hoo-...

Future George(?)

2011-03-27T21:45:00.002+08:00

www.this-is-my-story.com/v/DDD1U6V3RLDV

Ahhh, I can just only share this link for you guys.
Masih tengah cuba lagi untuk dapatkan dalam bentuk video so that I can show it here directly.
(Sorry if it'll take a bit too long to stream)

Anyway, rasanya ini cara terbaik untuk tipu anak-anak aku di masa hadapan.
Yelah kan, mana tahu takdir jadi tenaga pengajar sekolah memandu je ke?
(Don't get me wrong, driving instructor ialah pekerjaan menarik but I guess you should just watch How I Met Your Mother season 6 episode 19 for better understanding)

George Makoto saved the whales?
Wow, I guess that is too much.
HAHA.

Anyway, go do one for yourself and go show it to your siblings, kids, cousins, niece, nephew, aunt, uncle, future wife, future husband, future second wife, third, fourth, ... , 100th.
HAHA.

So, there, at least I'm relieved to know that Future George would be someone in some suit to save whales. Fuhhhhhh!

Hoo-raa.

May you rest in peace.

2011-03-26T06:05:00.006+08:00

A family, a friend, a companion.
No, no. She's no ordinary cat.
She's family. The greatest feline I've ever met in the past 13 years it is.
My sister.

Now she's gone. Must of been in front of heaven's gate by now.
May you rest in peace dear Mama Meow.
Because one day, I'll search for you in heaven.

You are not just an ordinary cat. You are extraordinary.

On sleepless roads, the sleepless go. May angels lead you in.

Hoo-raa.

Bom Tangan Megan.

2011-03-25T07:51:00.004+08:00

Oke, dah tak tahan.
Stalk hampir berapa jam dah.
I mean combination of last night and this morning lah.
If you still remember her from this clip I posted long ago.

Megan Nicole.
Seorang yang comel.
Suara sedap, but I'd have to say. Ada certain lagu yang tak sesuai dia nyanyi bunyi pitchy sikit.
But who cares. Tengok muka aja lah kalau mute sound. HAHAHA.
But yeah, sungguh comel yang tahap ultimate.
Unleash the awesome prettyness of hers!

Dah, lama tak main chop-chop. Tapi aku chop beliau.
Eh jap. Orang kata kita akan ada 7 orang yang kembar kan?
Harap lah salah satu jatuh di bumi Malaysia(atau Jepun) yang aku akan jumpa kelak.
Dan mintalah, pakej 'Megan Nicole' tu datang dengan suara yang sangat cantik juga supaya kelak aku dapat bermain gitar dan dengar dia menyanyi bila lepak-lepak di bawah pantai pada satu petang Sabtu yang indah di tahun 2024. Time tu aku baru umur 37.
Apa ada hal?

P/S: Courtesy of Puan Muda Aniely sebab beliau ingatkan aku semula tentang cik adik manis ini. Thanks oiiii. ;D

Hoo-raa.

Memo #5: Friends and shits.

2011-03-23T13:52:00.003+08:00

Dear future George,

Eh, mana pergi rambut berbentuk colgate tuuu?
Come on, dah tua pun okay what ada gaya.
Baru lah anak kau boleh brag bila kawan-kawan dia tanya, "Kenapa ayah kau special?"
"Ayah aku ada rambut colgate, ayah kau ada?". HAHAHA.
Damn, aku belum pasti nak suruh anak aku panggil ayah ke papa ke daddy ke abah ke.
Damn, panggil George je tak boleh?

Oi, lari topik lagi?
Anyway, let you remember this.
Life is like a mathematical graph with various value. You may sometimes be on top but it may possible to be at the downward spiral.
Like right now, let's say that it is a phase when you and I were in big deep shits(?).

But luckily, in life, there are 2 types of friends.
The one when you have fun together, but take shits alone.
Or the one you take shits together, eat together and share happy moments together.
Or also those you add in facebook because they look pretty and cool. HAHA. okay, that makes 3 types of friends.

Anyway, anyhow, anywho.
For friends of us who've been there on harsh times, harsh moments with harsh shits, never forget them.
Because of them and only them, you are still standing on your feet.
And also don't forget to payback their kindness when you're successful (read: kaya), alright?

Exception: Tapi kalau yang dah pergi bawak diri tak nak kawan dengan kau, abaikan aja. HAHA.

So, have a great weekend!
(Anggap kau baca waktu cuti Sabtu Ahad, kalau tak kantoi mengular. Oi, dah tua pun nak mengular lagi??!)

Hoo-raa.

Regards,
Prehistoric George 2011 yang baru pulang main basketball.

Under construction.

2011-03-20T18:03:00.002+08:00

Sorry for not being able to post anything for awhile.
I got some shits in my sleeves, but just there aint no typewriter available.
Ah, sah tak faham lah tu apa aku cakap.

Anyway, my computer is in serious deep shit PMS apa pun aku tak tahu buat hal macam-macam.
Hang tiba-tiba and recently (this afternoon), one of my partition in my storage HDD collapsed and un-accessible. Still trying to retrieve my photos(again for the-i-dont-know-how-many-times-in-life) that I had lost.
Can't install Photoshop yet until this piece of junk gets stabilize first.
Kalau hang lagi, it'll be my 4th time formatting lah kan.

So, I wish you all well in whatever you do.
Until then, see ya.

Hoo-raa.

Memo #4: Homeworks.

2011-03-17T20:16:00.006+08:00

Dear future George,

Oi, cool abs!
Bila dapat 6 packs tuuuu?
Oke, oke, tak perlu jawab.
I'll figure it out myself. Err, maybe later in life.

So, today was a shitty day.
You were almost to a perfect interview.
And you almost nailed it.
Next time, try doing some homework before an interview boleh?
At least you wouldn't stutter after someone says,
"So, tell me what do you know about Proton."
Yeah, it is never important to know who is the Managing Director pun, but it would help to a perfection.

Anyway, you are a perfectionist after all kan?
Why didn't you do your homework? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Oke, shiatz. This will never happen again, okay?
Read this until you get your ultimate job, okay.
Roger and out.

Hoo-raa.

Regards,
Prehistoric George 2011 a.k.a depressed George after interview.

Vector#2 (Highschool crush edition): Catherine Bell.

2011-03-16T08:15:00.002+08:00

Well, this is my latest artwork.
So, recognize her?
The girl from JAG.
Catherine Bell it is.

Anyway, who doesn't like girls in uniforms rite?
Err, I mean, at least in less uniform?
HAHA.

P/S: This took me about 5 days to complete. I mean, 5 days of lots of things while completing it. HAHA

Hoo-raa.

Pray for Japan.

2011-03-13T22:22:00.000+08:00

*Illustrated by George Makoto. Background idea taken from here.

So, all of us heard of the news.
The 9.0 magnitude earthquake which triggered the Tsunami in Japan.
Some says that it's one of the worst disasters of all time.

So, let us all pray for all the victims of this disaster.
And for the rest of the world, mother earth is sending us a message.
It's time to pray and save Earth.
We don't need no Captain Planet to save earth.
All we need is just the strength of each and everyone of us.

Pray for Japan, March 11th 2011.
No matter what race or what religion we believe in, we are still the same.
We are human.

Hoo-raa.

Soal adab dan aspek bontot, adakah perlu mengikut umur?

2011-03-12T17:30:00.002+08:00

Apa anda rasa terhadap seseorang kalau dia sound seorang makcik baya mak-mak dan pakcik baya pak-pak?
Okay, apply perasaan anda tu terhadap George sekarang dan cuba habiskan cerita di bawah.
Then let's see if you still think the same.

Sebenarnya George baru pulang dari Career Fair di PWTC.
Yes, beliau sedang berusaha mencari pekerjaan untuk tanggung anak bini. I mean bakal anak bini. I mean bakal anak bini yang masih ada slot kosong.

Apa yang berlaku di PWTC tak perlu tahu. Oh, kecuali satu.
BMI George adalah Paras Berhati-hati tahap 1. Tapi kalau bundar kira normal lah. HAHA.
Jadi, selepas George keluar dari PWTC, perut beliau dan rakan beliau berkeroncong.
Kalau nak kata bunyi macam marching band pun tak boleh sebab ada dua orang aja.
Jadi, anggap kira persembahan akustik duet lah. Oke tak?

Di McDonalds The Mall yang seberang PWTC tu, macam biasalah manusia mana yang tak makan McDonald masa lunch kan? Ramai nya tak terkira.
Tapi George dan rakan sempat dapat spot baik punya untuk mengusha seorang perempuan comel. Sila refer (Figure 1: George sangat hensem berada di McDonalds) untuk bayangan lebih jelas dan menarik dan sedikit horny.

(Figure 1: George sangat hensem berada di McDonalds)

Anyway, sedang enak George dan rakan makan french fries, dan hampir habis.
Maka dalam transisi untuk tukar ke main course- McChicken, ada lah makcik dan pakcik sekeluarga selamba badak duduk di kerusi depan kami sambil letak makanan mereka di atas meja.
Oh ya, lupa nak beritahu. George dan rakan makan di meja 4 pax kerana itu aja meja yang ada vacancy (betul ke ayat ni?). Dan ada dua kerusi kosong di depan mereka.
I mean, pakcik dan makcik ini selamba duduk tanpa sebarang patah perkataan keluar dari mulut mereka ke telinga George.
Mereka yang rancak update kehidupan harian pun terus berhenti perbualan.
Boleh refer (Figure 2: George dan rakan tersedak-sedak makan burger) untuk senang faham atau jika anda bukan jenis membaca punya orang.

(Figure 2: George dan rakan tersedak-sedak makan burger)

Here's the thing.
George baru sahaja berborak rancak dengan rakan beliau tentang 'personal space' waktu makan. Yea, George sangat benci orang kacau space makan beliau. I mean, orang yang tak dikenali lah. Kalau Tok Kenali tu dia belum pernah cuba kacau George. Contohnya, macam tengah makan, ada orang minta derma. Oke, aku tahu niat baik mereka minta derma. But the time is just not right, my friend.

Dan secara tiba-tiba, some strangers datang menyerang space makan beliau.
Oke, mungkin kau orang tak faham. Like this, bayangkan anda ada bontot. Dan anda tak suka bontot anda ditepuk. Tak kira lah bontot anda ditepuk rakan, ustaz a.k.a guru disiplin, atau orang asing sekalipun (exception: perempuan hot in a pink dress). Tiba-tiba ada bangla tepuk bontot anda. Apa anda rasa? WTF kan? Yeah, totally.

Oke, George dan rakan pun cuba menghabiskan makanan dengan lahapnya.
Sewaktu bangun meninggalkan premis, George menyapa kedua makcik pakcik tersebut.

"Makcik, pakcik. Nak cakap sikit boleh tak?", kata George, sopan.

"Err, boleh.", jawab makcik tersebut sambil mata melirik ke meja.

Pakcik tadi tiada perasaan.

"Makcik, saya bukan tak kasi makcik duduk di sini depan kami. Tapi, kan tak salah kalau makcik minta izin dulu? Bukan ke elok kalau kita minta izin? Oke lah makcik, pakcik. Pergi dulu ya, terima kasih.", ceramah George ringkas tak sampai seminit.

Makcik dan pakcik pun memandang ke meja dan George pun keluar dari premis tersebut dengan beg yang penuh brochure dan fail resume beliau.

P/S: Bagi George, seorang budak tak beradab adalah agak brat. Seorang remaja tak beradab adalah Super Brat. Dan seorang makcik pakcik tak beradap is totally worse. I know that mungkin bagi sesetengah pihak, golongan muda tak boleh menegur golongan tua. But I think George did that properly for not yelling at them kan? If you don't have manners, it doesn't matter how you age, you still got to take it. Right? Because ignorance, is a bliss.

Hoo-raa.

Memo #3: Asshole-ism.

2011-03-11T00:29:00.001+08:00

Dear future George,

Somebody might call you a jackass, a jerk, a shitface, an asshole, or a sonnawabitch.
But don't get frustrated.
Because you are blessed with love of true friends and family.

Let this formula explain:

So, you are no asshole, bratha.
Go ahead and be proud for your 0% assholeistic trait.

Ahah!
Caught you reading this shit.
(Damn, have you noticed that 'this' and 'shit' are closely spelled backwards?)

So, yeah, narcissists like me..you..us(?) always look back on what they do in life.
So, I guess you're still doing it too.
Bad habits die hard, brah.
Or, precisely, when it's in the genes, you'll just have to kill yourself to get rid of it. Permanently.
But at least, it'll remind you that you are great of what you are.

Regards,
Prehistoric George 2011

Segmen Tahukah Anda? #8: Kipas.

2011-03-10T07:17:00.000+08:00

Tahukah anda?

Berapakah kelajuan (dalam km/j) kipas berjenama KDK jika diletakkan di level ke-5?
Dan berapakah kelajuannya jika terdapat 11mg habuk pada setiap bilah kipasnya?

Tolong jawab soalan ini supaya aku ada alasan untuk tidak mencuci kipas.

Hoo-raa.

Vector#1: Keira Knightley

2011-03-09T09:56:00.001+08:00

Hey hey.
Okay, first sekali, I am so sorry sebab agak mendiamkan diri for about, 4 days(?).
Was it 4 days? Ye la kot.
Actually, kalau nampak post 'Segmen Tahukah Anda' tu, it's actually a scheduled post.
Biasanya aku mesej orang malam-malam hantar soalan-soalan sebegitu.
(Dan ya, tak pernah pun orang jawab soalan aku! ROTFL.)

Anyway,
Let's just cut the crap and apologize for our sins later.
I have a bigger sh*t to show you.

Presenting to you,
Okay, kalau siapa tak kenal, it's our beloved Keira Knightley.
Sebenarnya ialah satu malam Ahad yang hening, sambil tidak tahu nak buat apa lagi nak buat kerana notification facebook dah kosong dan main gitar pun bunyi macam cengkerik tahan kentut, maka tergodek lah cerita The Jacket.avi yang ada dalam folder visible aku.
Tengok-tengok ada la kan seorang Keira yang comel lagi gebu.
Lantas, kerana lama tak 'vectorizing', aku pun mula lah mengorak langkah.
(BTW, FYI, this is my 3rd attempt on vectoring. I lost my 2nd attempt after reformating my hard disk. Frustrated dow!)

Anyway, kalau nak tengok gambar asal, nah aku bagi kau orang compare:
Alang-alang dah tunjuk ni, let me share some stories on the process.
This sh*t we're talking about is not plainly talent alone.
To do vector image, you got to have talent, and also PATIENCE.
Bak kata pepatah seorang kawan yakni seorang ahli falsafah inggeris,

"You can't rush art".
(dan sebenarnya beliau pun mencuri ayat falsafah dari cerita Toy Story 2 katanya)

As you can see, the 'face' and 'legs', which basically consists of skin, didn't give me much problems since I already practiced how to vectorized skin in my last post on vector.
However, Keira's cheekbones gave me some trouble. After completing 99.2% of this artwork, I realized that she wasn't Keira (read: ugly version of Keira(read: Keira if she was Princess Fiona in Shrek). LOL.
No, really. Without her cheekbones shading, it looked like she was adding up some kilos. And for that, yes, not HOT at all.

As for what she was wearing in that original picture, honestly to say that it wasn't quite a bright idea to choose a picture with textured clothing. As for this picture she was wearing a purple wool dress if I'm not mistaken. So, if you are just starting to learn vectors, as in pen tools technique, go for some easy materials.

As for the hands, I did some dark brown color lining since without linings it didn't look like a hand at all. And if you noticed, I purposely did not vectorized her ring. (read: too lazy)

Last of all, the hardest part to complete was the 'hair strands'.
It took me 2 days to finish it.
Okay, I'm kidding. HAHA. I got stuck since some tutorials are just not helping or it would only help for several types of hairstyles (usually straight hairstyles). So, I took a break which basically was trolling around my facebook friend list and tweeting things that you do each and every minute. Finally, I came to this tutorial (click for link) which helped me alot.

So, basically, that's it folks.
Vectoring is fun. But it wouldn't be fun at your first attempt.
The excitement only comes when you've completed 100% of your artwork.
Macam, kalau proses buat kek. Bila dah penat lelah buat adunan, bakar kek, tunggu sambil tengok sinetron(like most women do nowadays), and bila dah siap kek tu, your first bite is the best. As for vectoring, the first expression that comes from your viewers are the best.
That's an artist's first bite.

Akhir kata,
I've to agree that you can't rush art. It takes time to come up with a great art.
It took me 4 tiring, stressful days just to complete it.
And for someone 'enthusiastic', that's quite an achievement.
I've to say that this is so far my best attempt and I've to say that I'm proud.
At least skills like these don't come with big money like buying big cameras.
Opppps, terlepas cakap! :p

To do vector, you don't need to have a lot of money. But you gotta have a lot of guts and time and patience all together.

Hoo-raa.

Segmen Tahukah Anda? #7: Kiwi.

2011-03-05T06:37:00.000+08:00

Tahukah anda?

Burung kiwi dikenali dengan ke'terancam'an populasi beliaus(plural).
(Maafkan tatabahasa aku yang comel sangat ini)
Mahupun begitu, manusia telah mendapat cara penyelesaian terbaik untuk membantu spesis haiwan ini dengan dua cara:

1. Instead of menyambut perayaans(plural) dengan membuat BBQ burung kiwi atau burung kiwi masak tiga rasa, mereka menggantikan dengan membuat BBQ buah kiwi atau buah kiwi masak merah.

2. Burung kiwi pada masa dahulu di gunakan untuk menggosok kasut orang prehistorik New Zealand sehingga berkilat. Namun, di zaman moden ini, sebuah syarikat pengilat kasut, KiwiShoeshine, telah membuat helah kepada orang ramai dengan mengeluarkan sebuah produk berwarna hitam yang kini digelar sebagai kiwi kasut. Sejak hari itu, burung kiwi tidak digunakan lagi untuk mengilat kasut.

Hoo-raa.

I just want one!

2011-03-04T09:49:00.000+08:00

Enough said. Watch the video. I just want one at home!

The Looks (for the unemploy-eds).

2011-03-02T10:54:00.005+08:00

"And that is why I just refuse to meet old friends."

So, being unemployed is a nuisance.
Yes, I know that some may say I'm choosey, but I got my own reasons.
The job market now is not really rich with cool jobs.
If there were jobs, just look at the requirements. 10 years of experience in that particular field.
So, for fresh graduates like me, of course. Opportunities don't come often.
Sometimes they don't come at all.

Not that I didn't applied for any vacancies, just that some might not even give you a call for an interview.
Nak mengharapkan linaJOBSTREET tu, I don't think so.
Tak payah lah nak mengharap. I think she's just a cyber whore.
Yeah, whores lie to you. They tell you they're a virgin.

Anyway, even though being unemployed (read: jobless and broke), we got to keep focus on being happy. Life sucks for not having money and a man with genuine male genitals like me of course needs a career. It's not a need, it's a must. A man without money is like a pimp without bling-blings. And a man without a career is just like a pimp that ain't got no whore. (Hey, what's with whores today?).

But think about the positive side.
Yes, the grass is always greener at the other side, which in this case, I'm talking about your grass. But mine, let me say that my grasses are growing and maturing. Someday, rumput-rumput tersebut akan menjadi padi yang menguning. And for this 'rumput menguning', I'm talking about my life. Since I quit my job and finished my study in Safety end of last December, I did a lot of stuff and self-discoveries. Ask yourself, when was the last time you made yourself happy? I'm happy since during this job-break period, I got a chance to learn more on what I like.
And as you can see, I learned how to draw, I learned how to use Photoshop more efficiently, I learned some songs with my guitar and I learned how to manage a basketball team. To you, it might be a waste of time. To me, I'm developing things you don't learn in textbooks.
As the saying goes, you might see the glass half-empty. But I see it half-full.

Yes, I may be broke, but there's just something that I see in my friends (which we often talk about jobs nowadays. Kanak-kanak baru graduate dan masih terkapai-kapai dalam hidup, what else do you think we talk about?). Majority of them live in despair. They are over-stress on what they do. And what they do is working.
I like to work. But I like to work with passion.
And I do my work with passion, just I need a proper work that suits myself.
(Yeah, you might have the same excuse as me too, I get it.)

I don't want to live in despair even though I'm actually already caught here without a job.
But being stress on work is just so not cool.

Anyway, yes, I'm sorry if I might reject some invitations on weddings, gatherings, meetings, and hang-outs for now, I'm totally broke. If life was a monopoly game, I'm the one sitting at the side with all my mortgage territory. And if life was like monopoly, for sure lah sudah kaya oi. Duit cilok kat banker aja memanjang. Some might want to treat me for meals, or just to hang-out. And for that, I thank you very much. And I can't guarantee when can I repay you kindness.

So, please give some more time. Life ain't as easy as you think it is.
The looks might stab your emotions, but truthfully, it actually drives you to try harder.
So, ironically, it's a nuisance yet a motivating nuisance.
As an advice to my fellow readers/silent readers/ followers/ stalkers/ back-stabbers/ back-stalkers/ blog hoppers, if you're currently living in despair, just remember that everything happens for a reason. And I wish us all, may we live not in despair and be happy with what we do. Cheerio!

P/S: What do you guys think about the comic strip? Is it like comic strippers? HAHA

Hoo-raa.

Segmen Tahukah Anda? #6: Hungry man.

2011-03-01T06:35:00.000+08:00

Tahukah anda?

A hungry man can become an angry man?

Jadi, jangan biarkan kaum kami lapar. Asalnya The Hulk bukan lah transformasi Bruce Banner yang panas baran, tapi ialah sebenarnya dari Bruce Banner yang lapar.

Hoo-raa.

Georgecyclopedia #5.

2011-02-28T10:55:00.001+08:00

Figure 5.0: Hypnotism in 3D. Put your 3D glasses on, sucka! This shiatz will rock your world.

5. Hypnosis [hip-noh-sis]
-noun
basically tired physically and emotionally of an issue. Period pain doesn't count. Yes, not even for men-owhhh-pause issue.

Example,
"Hey Cassandra, where have you been?", asked Drake.

"Sorry drake, I've been under hypnosis all week. I accidentally flushed my iPhone down the toilet. I bought it with my life savings and now its gone. GONE! GOOOOOOOOOOOONE I TELL YOU! GOOOONNNNEEEEE!", explained Cassandra with hypnotic eyes.

P/S: If you are caught under a hypnosis, go and spend your life with a psychiatrists. Some stress if left uncured will damage the human right brain where you would lose the logic. Being half-brain dead is not cool. Not cool at all.

Hoo-raa.

George Makoto's report of 26 February 2011.

2011-02-27T18:21:00.001+08:00

Fuhh what a day.
Okay, once again, chronology type of story telling alrite?

So, on Friday night, my former classmates wanted to have dinner at Flaming Steamboat, Sunway.
Disebabkan seorang pengganggur yang berjaya, jobless and broke, aku dinasihati untuk hadir kerana mereka nak tolong bayarkan (read:tongtong). Aku pun dengan berat hati, pergi aja lah.
Selepas waktu pembayaran, aku berkumpul di luar since semua pun mahu pulang ke kampung halaman masing-masing. (Dalam realiti, kampung halaman pun semua ialah rumah sewa masing-masing yang dekat aja pun). Jadi, semua pun bertanyakan di mana aku meletakkan kenderaan.

Jadi, disebabkan mereka dah pun belanja, aku rasa tak sedap lah kalau nak ~~langgar~~ lari kan. HAHA.
(Info: Tradisi penyambutan kelahiran manusia di negara kita biasa nya akan disambut dengan penebaran tepung ke atas si pelahir yang bertambah 1 tahun kelahiran. Telur adalah optional)
Jadi, dengan penuh semangat, aku pun membuka baju. Oh, sebenarnya aku pakai dua helai baju sebab budget ini negara Eropah bermusim sejuk. Jadi, tinggal satu lapisan berbaju.
And then, this happened.
Ya, selepas kejadian tersebut, I knew, my life that night would not end there.

Lets start with fun-fact of 26th February 2011:
#1. Sebagai pembalasan, kesemua berjaya dipeluk, dicalit dan ditabur sedikit supaya berkongsi kegembiraan dan sedikit tepung melekat di baju mereka.

#2. Kerana ingin mencuci tepung, aku tekan air wiper, dan sungguh keji kerana kereta aku diwaktu genting ini lah air wiper habis.

#3. Membawa kereta di highway dan melalui beberapa tol adalah mencabar jika kereta anda berwarna hitam, dan dilengkapi dengan set airbrush tepung.

#4. Reaksi awek tol sangat kelakar. Sampai aku pun senyum aja tengok mata dia jakun pandang aku.

#5. Membasuh kereta pada jam 1.10am - 2.40am adalah sangat mencabar. Lagi-lagi melibatkan unsur kanji pada platform berbentuk besi yang mempunyai lapisan cat metalik hitam. Tambahan, tak boleh guna berus besi untuk cuci bontot kuali.

#6. Jiran-jiran jenguk-jenguk bukan nak tolong!

#7. Tidur jam 4pagi setelah habis menyiapkan diri untuk tidur untuk bangun jam awal pagi kerana ada permainan bola keranjang jam 8pagi adalah impossible. Terlajak jam 7.36am baru sedar.

#8. Bermain bola keranjang sangat cool di waktu panas, tapi sangat hot dalam otak.

#9. Dah tua-tua pun kalau dapat surprise birthday cake dari siblings yang baik hati adalah sesuatu yang kau rasa macam, "Wah, bestnya ada cake Black Forest!".

#10. Total of 188 facebook wishes (and yes, some of them are fake wishes), 2 phone call wishes(actually it was 3 tapi tak sempat angkat), and 8 SMS wishes. Call me self-obsessed but I ain't. I just like to keep scores. ;D

So, that's just my simple short report of yesterday. Simple, huh? LMFAO.

Well, I had to thank all of those who really did wish me even if it was fake or not. Well, when you open one's facebook page, you still have an option whether should or should not wish em.

Anyway, anyone can wish you a happy birthday, but only true(and crazy) friends and family wishes it in their own extra-ordinary way.
And by extra-ordinary, it will remain forever in one's mind.
And some might not believe in wishing birthdays, but technically, when the clock strikes 12am on the day you born on the past 24years, it still counts as a wish. HAHAHA.
Gracias everyone. Yesterday, the day was awesomely f*ckin awesome. :)

Hoo-raa.

Sila berhati-hati. Sungguh senang untuk dapat private information seseorang dari plat kereta.

2011-02-25T02:54:00.004+08:00

Hey hey semua.
Okay, first of all, I was taking a break on posts sebab beberapa sebab yang melibatkan pemecahan sel-sel hati atas beberapa event seperti komputer rosak, kena format, kehilangan hasil artwork berumur 4 hari perjalanan yang baru siap dan lain-lain hal.
Dan ya, semua itu penting.

ANYWAY,
Sesuatu berlaku hari ini yang buat bontot aku gatal-gatal yang aku terpaksa jugak beritahu semua orang. Haha.
Okay, let me put it in a chronologically way, okay?

So, suatu petang yang hening (sebenarnya ialah petang semalam), adik perempuan aku pulang dari berjumpa kawan dia. Dia cerita la satu kes yang berlaku dimana dia hampir accident tadi kerana ada budak berlari di tengah jalan raya seorang diri sewaktu dia pandu kereta. Jadi, mak aku yang menjadi pendengar, haruslah memberi komen seperti, "Lainkali bawak kereta lebih berhati-hati, oke?"

Jadi, ingatkan kes tamat di situ. TAPI TIDAK.

Pada belah malam nya pula, adik aku bekerja. Dia kerja kat hotel by the way.
Jadi, nak dijadikan cerita, sewaktu aku dan kakak aku tengah layan American Idol latest season, telefon rumah berbunyi.

Tiba-tiba mak aku meluruh masuk ke bilik dan cerita tentang panggilan tersebut.
"Tadi ada orang telefon pasal Rebecca(ya, aku letak nama adik aku western, baru style sikit). Dia hampir langgar anak orang tu umur darjah 2. Orang tu tengking-tengking mak. Dia suruh mak bagitahu Rebecca suruh mintak maaf kat dia dan suami dia sebab hampir langgar anak dia. Kalau tak, dia nak buat report polis. Mak suruh dia bertenang, cakap elok-elok jangan tengking-tengking. Barulah dia bercakap slow sikit. Mak tanya mana dapat nombor ni, dia kata dapat dari report JPJ."

Okay, aku pun ingat kes tu selesai kat situ. TAPI TIDAK!

Dalam pukul 2am, sewaktu kami masih lagi bersengkang mata tunggu American Idol loading (ya, internet lembab tahap kuda), Rebecca telefon dan cerita tentang kes tersebut. This is her side of the story:
"Sebenarnya budak tu yang lintas jalan tak pandang kiri-kanan. Yang mak dia pun duduk tengok aja dari kereta tu kenapa tak bawak anak tu melintas jalan? Dah lah budak tu bukan nak lintas pun masa nampak I. Dah dekat baru nak lari and muka tunduk pandang bawah."

Okay, dan kalau kau orang nak tahu, this is the best part:
"And if you want to know, perempuan tu jiran kepada Zue(kawan Rebecca yang juga satu keluarga kami kenal.)", kata Rebecca.

"What the.... ? Macam mana you tahu?", tanya kami berdua. (yes, ini tengah buat loudspeaker)

"Sebab dia pergi search my facebook and nampak mutual friend dia Zue. Lepas tu dia marah mak Zue suruh bagi nombor telefon I dan nombor rumah I. Dia pergi cari rumah kita tadi tapi tak jumpa.", sambung Rebecca lagi.

Okay, hold your horses little bitch. But sampai stalk Facebook orang, minta nombor telefon and maki hamun and also pergi stalk cari rumah orang?
Are you kidding me?

AND also, senang sangat ke nak mintak private information tentang seseorang based on nombor plate kereta? Wow, kabel apa la dia pakai kat JPJ tu.
Lepas ni, jaga-jaga lah kalau anda awek cun yang sedang baca blog aku.
Kalau kau bawa kereta, aku nak hafal nombor plate kereta kau dan pergi buat report JPJ minta nama, nombor telefon dan alamat kau.
Ya, tema hidup aku ialah DESPERATE.

Okay, seriously, kau nak seseorang mintak maaf for your own mistake? Hey, 1st of all, anak kau tu selamat tak kena langgar. Patutnya pergi bersyukur kat Tuhan yang tak ada apa-apa jadi. BUKAN pergi stalk facebook page orang. Bukan pergi ugut orang pergi mintak maaf kat kau. Plus, who are you again untuk kami mintak maaf? If they were someone to apologize to, it would be to your child lah.

Ah, sekarang ni bukan aja masalah anak muda tak sekolah.
Mak bapak pun ada yang tak sekolah nampaknya.

Enuff said, orang gila macam tu, baik kau feed tahi sebagai lunch.
Okay, dah puas mengadu kat kau orang semua.

Sebagai public community service, I advice you all to not use your real name and picture as for your facebook account. Plus, jangan lupa privatekan.
Because stalkers like me, begitu mudah nak dapat private information kau orang semua.
Muahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha.
Shiatz. I dunno what I'm talking about.
Okay, janji next post ada gambar baru.

Hoo-raa.

Pray for peace.

2011-02-23T00:27:00.004+08:00

Insted of putting up Justin Bieber's video, lets put up some serious issues, okay?
And no, this post ain't nothing about that helmet-headed pop star.

So, before you decided to not read what I'm going to post here, how about if you just do me a favor then?
Just scroll down to the end of this post and read the last paragraph.
Thank you for your time. :)

So, I'm not going to preach you anything on Islamic teachings or politics.
I'm just gonna write (read: preach) about humanity. About peace.

So, boys and girls.
I really hope you could watch the video.
I may be a bit late, but better late than never right?
It's a 10 minute length video, but worth watching.

Anyway, it's about Egyptians revolution yang tengah hangat-hangat di pasaran.
(Okay, pardon me for using campuran language. And I bet most viewers are from Malaysia and understands Malaysian language.)
So, bukan nak preach on how to be a good muslim or how to be someone responsible to our country. Tapi this is all about humanity.

Do you know what happened in Egypt (read: Mesir)?
Okay, before this I was ignorant too.
Memang tahu something was going on at Egypt but I really didn't know exactly what happened.
Tapi based on the video and some reading through the net, it was horrible.
Ramai terkorban just to get peace in their own land.
Ini bukan perang antara 2 negara. Tapi perang dalam negara sendiri.

Pernah tengok orang kena langgar beramai-ramai?
A man against an army tank?
Or someone yang tengah solat, tapi kena sembur dengan water-cannon?
That is what happened there in Egypt.

Just imagine.
Bayangkan if we were there to see it with our own eyes.
The terror. I just cant imagine how hard our fellow Malaysians yang ada kat sana masa semua ni berlaku.

And now, things are happening at Libya.
They are protesting against their leader, Moammar Gadhafi.
A friend of mine told me of a Libyan friend of hers.
She said that her Libyan friend can't contact her family. No telephone line, no internet connection. She doesn't know if her family is still there or not.

So, I just hope that we all could just pray for our Muslims brothers and sisters there. Hope that they will achieve peace.
And please, stop the killing, raping.
And FYI, most of them are women and children.
Powerless.

P/S: It has been quite awhile I've not posted anything serious. I just had to share this to you guys. We can't do anything in our power to help them. But God has the power to do so.

Hoo-raa.

Memo#2: Severe Omen Female Intersexual Actions.

2011-02-20T09:10:00.006+08:00

Dear future George,

First of all, cool shirt!
But why pink shirt? Aren't you against pink?
And hey, I didn't know that in the future we can ride dolphins on land!
A w e s o m e !

Okay, back to the point.
Please keep in mind that not every woman in this world is a woman.
No, literally.

If you somehow meet a new partner or whatsoever they call them nowadays, the first thing you want to ask would be, "Now tell me, are you really a girl or a man disguise in a woman body?"

You don't want to suffer the consequences of Severe Omen Female Intersexual Actions.

P/S: Don't name you son with a girly name. I assume that the probability to change gender in future is quite crucial.

Hoo-raa.

Regards,
Prehistoric George 2011.

Segmen Tahukah Anda? #5: Tisu muka.

2011-02-20T06:32:00.000+08:00

Tahukah anda?

Walaupun pada kotak tisu ditulis tisu muka, namun kita masih guna untuk lap hingus, lap tangan, lap kaki, ~~cebok~~ dan korek telinga(?).

Padan la orang kata kita ni degil tak dengar kata.

Hoo-raa.

Vector adalah bukan nama samaran Victor.

2011-02-17T10:18:00.009+08:00

Fuh, sesi yang memenatkan.
But worthless the time and effort.

I'm so happy and would like to share it with the world.
As you can see, in art, there's a part which they call it Vectoring.

Sebenarnya kartun-kartun for PentasBoneka2.0 lately are vectors.
Itu kira nak senang faham lah.
Anyway, George has been trying to master Vector since I-dont-remember-when.
I think probably since 2007/2008? Lebih kurang lah kiranya.

Anyhow, after once giving up in vector, sebab pernah try banyak kali dan gagal, George decided to try again. Slowly by mastering the Pen Tool in Photoshop, George decided to try Vectoring art again.

And the results, my friends, can be seen in previous post di mana ada kartun-kartun yang agak karut itu.
Anyway, George always wanted to try this:

(click picture for link)

So, last night he tried using another tutorial from here.
and today, f i n a l l y , he sort of succeeded.

(picture and tutorial courtesy of VectorPotraits.com)

And even if it didn't look exactly, but George tried his best.
And he's damn proud of it.

Well, today has been starting good. It's a Super Good Day for him.

Hoo-raa.

A man's point of view.

2011-02-16T05:48:00.006+08:00

A man's definition of a woman:

(Basically I illustrated this with some references here and there. Mostly inspired by Igor Lukyanov, a great Ukraine illustrator.)

Haha.
So, guys, whenever you see an angry woman, just run.
DON'T LOOK BACK.

So, this I got from a friend on Facebook:

"Men don’t listen!
Women should not blame men for “not listening.” It is not their fault—this is the scientific explanation according to Discovery.com..

Since women’s voices have many more frequencies than men’s, the human brain must work harder to analyze sound frequencies and comprehend the meaning intended."

So, why men don't listen again? Hey, we just don't share the same wavelength.
And probably our ears rejects unrecognized frequencies?

P/S: I suck in drawing that lady. Yes, even though I got references, it took me 5 long hours to finish this. Haha. Okay, off to bed.

Hoo-raa.

Sekadar lukisan.

2011-02-14T13:21:00.004+08:00

Jumaat lepas pergi jumpa kawan, Roqrock.
Sebenarnya kebetulan jumpa beliau sambil menunggu kawan yang satu lagi.
(Ah, aku memang bukan penjelas yang hebat. Susah nak explain panjang. abaikan)

Jadi, sewaktu berjumpa, dia ajar aku lukis sikit-sikit.
Walaupun habis berbuih mulut beliau dan tangan pun sampai menggeletar ala ~~parkson~~ parkinson masa mengajar, aku tak jugak pandai-pandai.
Haha.

Anyway, some of the tips given are noted.
Macam bentuk tubuh manusia macam bentuk timun, nak lukis rambut kena ada point yang semua rambut menuju ke arah tersebut, dan hurmm apa lagi? Ha! lagi sikit curve pada kartun, lagi tak sirius kartun tersebut. Hah. Macam tu.

So, dah praktis punya sampai stay up, sampai tak makan, sampai tak mandi.
(okay, cerita mestilah nak exaggerate lebat sedikit. LOL!)
Anyhow, lukisan masih macam tahi juga.
But drawing with photoshop would be more like George.
Yeah, who am I kidding. George doesn't draw. He creates. LOL.

So, nah, penat buat. Dah sampai masa untuk tunjuk pada rakan-rakan.
Feel free to drop some comments.
But yeah, lukisan agak kaku. Aku belum pandai buat kartun yang guna banyak movements.
Ye lah kan, kalau dah pandai, lama dah aku kerja kat PIXAR or Dreamworks pun..
*keluarkan nada yang tenang, mata pandang ke atas, tangan di dada*

Alrite. Enjoy this drawing.

Hoo-raa.

Georgecyclopedia #4.

2011-02-12T23:00:00.005+08:00

Figure 4.0: We've always heard of the cow who jumped over the moon. What about sheeps?

4. Sheep [She-hee-hee-heep]
-noun
a) an animal basically made out of skin and bones and covered with a bag of white wool.
b) goats and sheeps are not the same. if you still say so, you are just plainly dumb.

-adjective
a word used to cover up other bad, negative adjectives such as, Sh*t;
Example,
"Hey you mother-fishing piece of 'Sheep', get your ass off that grass!"
(Hey, it rhymes! Ass, Grass. Hey! Haha!)

Hoo-raa.

Georgecyclopedia #3.

2011-02-11T02:53:00.003+08:00

Figure 3.0: Lemon-AIDS victim searching for more lemons.

3.0 Lemon [lem-uhn]
–noun
a) the yellowish, acid fruit of a subtropical citrus tree, Citrus limon.
b) Informal . a person or thing that proves to be defective, imperfect, or unsatisfactory; dud: His car turned out to be a lemon.
c) a substance used in weight-loss counseling. For fat people.

3.1 Lemonade [lem-uh-neyd]
–noun
a) a beverage consisting of lemon juice, sweetener, and water, sometimes carbonated.
b) legal drugs used to get in psyched-mode. (Snappy Lemonade can do, but Auntie Anne's Lemonade does the work better)

3.2 Lemon-AIDS [lem-uhn-eyds]
-noun
a person who is addicted to lemon. probably a freaky lemon groupie. (refer Figure 3.0)

Hoo-raa.

P/S: Terasa bangang ialah terlupa save softcopy gambar! Kini tinggal JPEG saja. sia-sia usaha 3 jam perjalanan. huh!

Lembab IT.

2011-02-10T12:02:00.004+08:00

Okay, ya.
Aku jakun.
Hari ini baru belajar guna dua perkara.

1. Skype
- rupa-rupanya video call guna skype sangat cool. Tak selembab Yahoo Messenger walaupun ada lag sikit sikit!
- rupa-rupanya ada emoticon bangang yang cool! Ada orang bogel pakai pelampung itik pink!
- Oi, boleh tunjuk middle finger kat skype? Super Duper Cooper Cool!

2. Formspring
- Hah, ambik! Aku pun dah mula taruk kat blog aku. Ala, belah kiri tu.
- Kalau kau nak tanya soalan apa-apa, tanyalah. (perasan betul ada orang nak tanya)
- Oi, kalau kau tak tanya aku boleh tanya diri sendiri jugak oi! (tekan gambar untuk baca!)

P/S: HAHA. Pardon my jakun-ness. Nak buat macam mana. Penganggur. LOL!

Hoo-raa.

Segmen Tahukah Anda? #4: Dengkur.

2011-02-10T06:26:00.000+08:00

Tahukah anda?

Bunyi dengkuran pada waktu malam adalah seperti bunyi sebuah instrumen.
Seorang pendengkur adalah seperti seorang pemuzik jalanan.
Tapi, kalau sebuah kumpulan pendengkur dikumpulkan, dengkur itu mungkin seperti sebuah okestra bermain lagu Mozart.

Dan it makes me wonder kalau-kalau ada orang hebat boleh bermain lagu Maxim- Bumblebee menggunakan dengkur mereka. Salute!

Hoo-raa.

Memo #1: Urusan

2011-02-09T06:18:00.004+08:00

Dear future George,

First of all, aku harap kau masih faham dan fasih bahasa melayu.
Oi, jangan buat-buat tak kenal aku. Aku tulis surat ni pada masa lampau.
Eh, kau dah ada bini belum? Anak kau reti main basketball?
Okay, abaikan kalau belum ada.

Secondly, (dan ini tujuan sebenar tulis surat bangang ini. Atas tu konon pembuka kata sebab nanti konon awkward kalau terus straight to the point)
Kalau mahu buat urusan bank atau pendaftaran apa-apa berkenaan badan kerajaan, tolong buat sebelum raya cina.
Jika tidak, tunggulah 364 giliran sebelum sampai giliran kau.

Hoo-raa.

Regards,
Prehistoric George 2011

Georgecyclopedia #2.

2011-02-08T00:11:00.002+08:00

2. Kacak [kah-chak]
-adjective
elok percakapan, pemakaian, tingkahlaku dan tidak mempunyai tahi mata sewaktu berada diluar kawasan jajahan.

Contoh ayat:
Samad adalah seorang yang kacak kerana mak mertua beliau selalu memuji beliau kacak sebenarnya ialah kerana Samad selalu mengenakan pakaian pejabat dan bercakap nada perlahan sewaktu berada di kampung. Samad juga sering memastikan tiada apa-apa melekat pada bahagian jajahan mata beliau untuk mengekalkan ke'kacak'an.

Hoo-raa.

Phantom Tollbooth Definition#7: Possible.

2011-02-07T00:03:00.000+08:00

"That's why," said Azaz, "there was one very important thing about your quest that we couldn't discuss until you returned."

"I remember," said Milo eagerly. "Tell me now."

"It was impossible," said the Mathemagician, looking at the king. "Do you mean-" stammered the bug, who suddenly felt a bit faint.

"Yes, indeed," they repeated together; "but if we'd told you then, you might not have gone- and, as you've discovered, so many things are possible just as long as you don't know they're impossible."

-Possibility, The Phantom Tollbooth, page 247-

It's always possible to do anything.
Keep that in mind, and you'll be just good at anything.
Promise.

Hoo-raa.

Georgecyclopedia #1.

2011-02-06T10:20:00.002+08:00

1. Guitar [ghee-thar]
-noun
an instrument made basically out of strings to make perfect harmonies
Also to weaken the defense of an angry woman/transsexual.

-verb, 'guitaring'
In process of weakening one's defense. One refers to the angry woman/transsexual for non-sexuality pleasure.

Hoo-raa.

Phantom Tollbooth Definition#6: Mistakes

2011-02-02T22:09:00.000+08:00

"You must never feel badly about making mistakes," explained Reason quietly, "as long as you take the trouble to learn from them. For you often learn more by being wrong for the right reasons than you do by being right for the wrong reasons."

"But there's so much to learn," he said, with a thoughtful frown.

"Yes, that's true," admitted Rhyme; "but it's not just learning things that's important. It's learning what to do with what you learn and learning why you learn things at all that matters."

-Mistakes, The Phantom Tollbooth, page 233-

Mistakes are not just a negative thing to be said.
Well, it all depends on how you see the mistakes.

So, how would you now that something is a mistake before doing a mistake?
Without making a mistake, mistakes itself are just mysteriously unknown.

Hoo-raa.

Phantom Tollbooth Definition#5: Expectations

2011-01-31T12:41:00.000+08:00

"What kind of place is Expectations?" inquired Milo, unable to see the humor and feeling very doubtful of the little man's sanity.

"Good question, good question," he exclaimed. "Expectations is the place you must always go before you get to where you're going. Of course, some people never go beyond Expectations, but my job is to hurry them along whether they like it or not. Now what else can I do for you?"

-Expectation, The Phantom Tollbooth, page 19-

Don't we all expect something from whatever we are going to face in future? (whether if it's a place or a someone or an action we're referring to)
Indeed, yes.

Should we stop expecting? No, it's just unstoppable.

Hoo-raa.

Graphics addiction.

2011-01-28T12:57:00.003+08:00

Okay, semalam sedikit busy, so post sepatutnya aku nak buat hari ini tak sempat buat.
Ada masa aku buat jap lagi. LOL.

Okay, actually after completing the header above, aku sebenarnya belajar benda baru.
(Dan ya, asyik-asyik belajar benda baru dari hasil godekan sendiri, bila la nak belajar dari master yoda kan?)

So, thought of just sharing it with dear viewers. Lagi-lagi yang bukak page PentasBoneka2.0 40 kali semalam demi menukar gambar depan di Google Chrome.
Haha. Ada jugak macam tu rupanya.
Thanks anyway, 'silent reader'(yang dah kantoi!)
So, enjoy the art guys, and pasal background ni, aku tibai aja.
Don't take it too personally.

P/S: Bila malas nak job hunting, kau selalunya end up buat perkara-perkara tak produktif seperti update blog, update status facebook seiap 3 jam, online YM walaupun tiada orang mahu chat, gosok gigi setiap 5 jam, lompat setempat 4 kali seminggu. Rasa nak sambung master pun ada oi.

PentasBoneka2.0

2011-01-27T00:24:00.006+08:00

Fuh, selamat.
So, akhirnya tunggu dari post ni semua orang duduk menyumpah bukan sebab janji nak buat header baru la apa la.
Last-last haram tunggu tahun baru. LOL!

Actually idea ni memang dah ada dari dulu, just ~~mood tak ada,~~ ~~masa tak ada~~, ~~tak rajin~~ ,~~tak ada rezeki korang,~~ tunggu setahun usia header lama! :D

As you can see, kalau flip through this blog (macam lah ada yang rajin?).
Pada tanggal 26th January 2010, PentasBoneka telah menjadi PentasBoneka1.0.
Ini contoh header masa lampau(padahal baru semalam boleh aja tengok lagi), aku post demi memperingati si mati.
Arwah baik orangnya.
Sebenarnya desakan para graduan sebulat suara menyuarakan pendapat mereka tentang warna kuning.
"Warna kuning menyakitkan mata", kata mereka lewat pagi kelmarin.

Ish, ala, kira macam untuk kenang-kenangan lah bila 'Future George' baca balik blog ni pada masa depan.
(Ya, George kadang-kadang self-centered dan dia baca segala penulisan beliau dari awal hingga akhir dan gelak seorang diri tanpa pertolongan)
So, enjoy the new header, guys.
Until then, so long!

UPDATE!(Jam 15:30, 27th January 2011) :
Disebabkan pihak penganjur tidak berpuas hati dengan sedikit kewarnaan blog ini, dan juga ingin memuaskan nafsu pembaca bloog yang tidak mahu colour kekuningan(sakit mata katanya mereka), pihak George dan ahli-ahli pembesar Georgantica bersetuju membuat header yang lebih menarik seperti tertera diatas. (Atau kalau kau baca sewaktu tahun 'aku sudah tukar header baru', sila rujuk gambar di bawah.)
Lagipun, frankly speaking, do you know anyone else yang empunya blog berwarna kuning?

Hoo-raa.

Phantom Tollbooth Definition#4: Words

2011-01-26T13:29:00.000+08:00

"I never knew words could be so confusing," Milo said to Tock, as he bent down to scratch the dog's ear.

"Only when you use a lot to say a little," answered Tock.

-Dictionopolis, The Phantom Tollbooth, page 44-

Precisely.
(Since saying a lot is confusing, I'll just leave it with a one word comment)

Hoo-raa.

Yanti's Collection Photoshoot.

2011-01-25T12:02:00.009+08:00

Okay, slept at 4.30AM untuk siapkan hal ini.
Tengok lah sampai muntah oke?
Semalam tak sempat publish kerna mata kuyu dan berfikiran katil sepanjang perjalanan ke penghujung jalan.
Oi, apa ayat sastera?

Oke, proceed.

model
ara rara

make-up artist
iedawati mansor

hijab
yanti's collection

wardrobe & accesories
elly sofea collections

model
bintang malam

make-up artist
ainna izwah

hijab
yanti's collection

wardrobe & accesories
elly sofea collections

model
farah zulaikha

make-up artist
eyda kay

hijab
yanti's collection

wardrobe & accesories
elly sofea collections

model
gda majidah

make-up artist
dek lin

hijab
yanti's collection

wardrobe & accesories
elly sofea collections

P/S: Feel free to give any feedback. A comment on improving is certainly appreciated. ;D

Hoo-raa.

Phantom Tollbooth Definition#3: Conclusions

2011-01-24T07:20:00.001+08:00

"To be sure", said Canby; "you're on the Island of Conclusions. Make yourself at home. You're apt to be here for some time."

"But how did we get here?" asked Milo, who was still a bit puzzled by being there at all.

"You jumped, of course," explained Canby. "That's the way most everyone get's here. It's really quite simple: every time you decide something without having a good reason, you jump to Conclusions whether you like it or not. It's such an easy trip to make that I've been here hundreds of times".

-Island of Conclusions, The Phantom Tollbooth, page 168-

And trust me,
the conclusions we make are usually based on assumptions which, conclusions and assumptions, never get aligned with logic.

Hoo-raa.

Sneak peak.

2011-01-23T18:11:00.004+08:00

Hey guys,

Aku tahu, perasan atau tidak, blog ni dah macam dictionary sudah.
Gambar apa pun tak ada.
Kesian kalau kau orang terpaksa baca rengekan manja aku dari hari ke hari oi.

Tapi!

Tapi, kemarau tanpa gambar ni akan berakhir tak lama lagi.
Kebetulan, baru aja sebut-sebut pasal keinginan nak tangkap gambar semula, ada pula kawan lama ajak mengambil gambar kaum hawa bertudung.
Actually, mereka macam mahu promosi juga lah kiranya.
(aku ni lately asyik buat promotion tudung aja?Oh my god!)

Jangan risau, aku masih berpegang pada watak George yang bermata keranjang.
Ya, George hanya berminat pada wanita walaupun wanita lebih berminat pada kening kiri George.

So, ini sneak peak untuk gambar lain.
Gambar lain publish kemudian.
P/S: Kalau kau perasan, aku tiru style editing kawan aku oi. Tiada niat apa-apa. Saja hobi tembak perempuan. Tak ada niat buat bisnes mahupun gelarkan diri otai.

Hoo-raa.

Bald is bold.

2011-01-22T18:40:00.002+08:00

Yerp, let this be the day, when the race of George took the urge to go bald.

Let it be this day, no messy look from waking up in the morning (or technically afternoon?)

Let it be this day, George can preserve his RM24/bottle of hair wax for another month.

Let it be this day, George went bald.

And it is today, call George a bold man for going bald.
Haha.

Hoo-raa.

Phantom Tollbooth Definition#2: Silence

2011-01-20T08:10:00.002+08:00

"Have you ever heard the wonderful silence just before the dawn?" she inquired. "Or perhaps you knew the silence when you haven't the answer to a question you've been asked or the hush of a country road at night, or the expectant pause in a roomful of people when someone is just about to speak, or, most beautiful of all, the moment after the door closes and you're all alone in the whole house? Each one is different, you know, and all very beautiful, if you listen carefully."

-Silence, The Phantom Tollbooth, page 151/152-

Sometimes, silence is beautiful.
Awkward silence are not.
But somehow, it may or may not be beautiful, lies in the ears of the listeners.

Hoo-raa.

Nice, a broken record.

2011-01-18T13:58:00.003+08:00

Nice, hari ini, dengan rasminya.
Record 'Tanpa Saman' George telah dipecahkan.

Seperti hari hari biasa, George pergi mengambil adik dari sekolah.
Jalan ke sekolah pula hari ini ada sekatan jalan raya.
Tapi, mereka ni pandai.
Sekejap buat road block di seberang sana. Sekejap seberang sini.
Dan, nasib George hari ini nampak nya malang.
Unfortunate.

Kereta kesayangan digunakan oleh kakak pergi bekerja.
George terpaksa menggunakan kereta arwah.
FYI, kereta arwah sedang dalam proses membuat road tax oleh bank.
Dan FYI juga, kereta seorang arwah kalau telah mati road tax tak boleh nak renew.
Dan FYI lagi, prosedur nak tukar nama, bawak ke PUSPAKOM, tukar loan bank, register di JPJ adalah macam bangang dan sangat menyusahkan semua pihak. Dan tempoh nak buat semua tu pun boleh tahan berjanggut juga.

Jadi, hendak di buat cerita, sampai lah George di titik Road Block.
Dan ya, kena lah tahan. Kalau tak kena tahan, manakan George sedang membara dalam hati?
Jadi, ke tepi lah George dan lesen dan IC diminta oleh pihak terbabit.
Maka, George mula memberi penerangan yang sangat serious untuk memberitahu pihak terbabit bahawa kereta ini tiada road tax ada sebabnya.

Panjang lebar cerita yang diberi, pihak terbabit buat tak endah dan teruskan menulis surat cinta.
Shit, this is not the love letter George expect to get from a person.

Jikalau lah George tahu ending dia akan begini, baiklah George memberi alasan yang lebih munasabah seperti,
"Oh, encik. Betulkah kereta ini tiada road tax? Ceritanya begini, tadi saya berbogel, dan lupa hendak memakai baju. Saya pergi ke rumah orang dan mencuri baju, alang-alang itu saya curi lah kereta. Tak sedar pula kereta yang saya curi ni road tax nya tiada. Kalau saya tahu kan encik, pasti saya curi kereta yang ada road tax."

At least that would be pleasing.

All and all, Happy middle fingers to all traffic police who does not have a heart.
Happy Fuckin' Summon Day everybody.

Hoo-raa.

Wish-listing(?)

2011-01-18T11:20:00.003+08:00

Have you ever thought of something you wanted to do before you die?

Okay, setiap tahun, on new years, we often make a New Years Resolution and pada hujung tahun, basically everything will be the same.

Similar to last year,
Similar to the last 2 years,
Similar when you were in Standard 1.
New Years Resolution seldom works.

So, berborak borak dengan kawan tempoh hari, George mendapat idea bernas dari kawannya itu untuk buat wishlist.
You list down of want you want to do and make it honest.
Achievable or not, just list it down.
At least someday you would do.

Well, my wishlist?
Okay, I made mine.
Just look at your left.
I made a note there.

I call it, The Ultimate To-Do-List!
Every time I complete one, I'll just stroke it off.

So, do we have anything in common that we can do together?
The deal is to do everything before your last breath. ;)

Hoo-raa.

Phantom Tollbooth Definition#1: Point of View

2011-01-17T14:18:00.006+08:00

"It is only mine, and you certainly can't always look things from someone else's Point of View. For instance, from here that looks like a bucket of water," he said pointing to a bucket of water, "but from an ant's point of view it's a vast ocean, from an elephant's just a cool drink, and to a fish, of course, it's home".

-Point of view, The Phantom Tollbooth, page 108-

Yup, you'll never get to see how someone looks at one thing even how hard you try.
Empathy is nuisance. It's unachievable.

Hoo-raa.

Ultimate Packing Plan (for men).

2011-01-16T16:34:00.005+08:00

So, it happened that last Thursday evening we got a call from my cousin far away in Kelantan.
(Yes, bravo-bravo. Post jumaat dan khamis adalah 'scheduled post')
She told us that my aunt is sick in the hospital and her condition is not too well.
So, it was an emergency.
Are you listening?

So, we had to get back to Kelantan A.S.A.P! ( as secepat as possible)

Since time is constrained, and the idea was to maximum 3 days; 2 days 3 nights; staying there,
now B E H O L D!

I present you the ultimate packing plan (for men) of all time!
*Terms and conditions applied for minimum activities ONLY. Any activities regarding sweating like hell will be self-responsible.

So, let's start with what you are currently wearing:
1) Blue jeans; Best for recycling for daily usage. Can be matched with all sorts of coloured shirts/t-shirts except for rainbow colour. Warna-warna pelik kalau kena boo di khalayak ramai jangan cari aku. Haha.
2) T-shirt; A one day wear and off it goes into the laundry bin.
3) Spandex; I don't suggest wearing boxers if you wear tight jeans. And I'm hell serious. True story.

So, what will be in the bag?
1) 1 piece of Towel; macam mana kalau mandi tak ada tuala? Okay, optional, kalau beg tak muat jugak, lap badan pakai baju semalam is quite convenient. Haha
2) 1 piece of Kain pelikat; Mengelakkan perbualan-perbualan jahat orang yang kata sembahyang kita tak sah sebab pakai seluar jeans berumur 3-hari tanpa basuhan?
3) 1 pair of shorts; Kegunaan harian di tempat yang agak panas dan boleh menyebabkan bontot berpeluh. Sesungguhnya jeans di tengah hari yang terik boleh membawa kepada ketidakselesaan punggung.
4) 3 pairs of Spandex/ Boxers; Kalau kata recycle spandex kang ada yang reply, "eeuww"(?)
5) 3 pairs of T-shirts; I suggest bawak SEMUA tu jersey. Jerseys dicipta untuk tahan peluh dan tidak berbau. Kalau berbau tu maknanya anda memang semulajadi tak boleh pakai jersey. Cadangan, going topless tak menjejaskan kredibiliti anda.
6) 1 Cap; Hey, everyone has a bad hair day(?). Or, a lazy hair day(?). Ke aku je yang ada?
7) Toiletries; Sebatang berus gigi, ubat gigi paling kecil boleh bawa, deodoran botol kecil, sikat kecil, minyak rambut (juga botol kecil). *cough*

Wal-llah! Complete!
And guess what? Total packing time, 4.43 minutes.

Now, you are ready to go in no time!

And ladies, that's why men are convenient to bring to anywhere.
Gentlemen, high five(?).

Hoo-raa.

Segmen Tahukah Anda? #3: Nyamuk.

2011-01-14T08:40:00.000+08:00

Tahukah anda?

Hanya nyamuk betina bertanggungjawab menghisap darah manusia untuk tumbesaran telur mereka.

Nyamuk jantan pula menghisap manisan dari buah.

Nyamuk pondan, anyone?

My guess, mereka mungkin menghisap manisan darah dari buah dada seorang manusia(?).

Hoo-raa.

Post mortem di Pusat Servis Perodua#3: Kemeja?

2011-01-13T12:04:00.003+08:00

Bila berbaju kemeja, semuanya jadi indah.

Hari itu George berbaju kemeja belang, berambut pacak, berseluar hitam dan berkasut hitam.
Stokin pun tak lupa sarung.
Dalam jangan tanya, perkara wajib; boxer biru gelap.

Ha, iye, deodorant pun dia pakai. Gigi pun dia gosok.
Malam semalam tu kuku pun dah potong.Janggut pun dah trim.
Habis dah soalan? Can we get to the point?

Pakai kemeja ada kesannya.
Konfiden tinggi, hari pun happy.

Pagi-pagi keluar awal.
Bayar tol pun sengih aja sambil ucap terima kasih.
Gadis tol pun, sampai toleh dua kali nak verify ada orang kacak bayar tol.
Sebelum ni macam tak toleh langsung aja.
Dasar mata kemejaan punya gadis tol.
Bak kata kawan George, "Hey, kau nampak smart".

Pergi makan tengah hari pun orang pandang.
Time ambil makanan pun awek buat air terhegeh-hegeh nak tanya, "Minum apa bang?"
Sebelum ni asyik semua kedai pun kalau tak order sendiri, tak ada orang nak orderkan.

Pergi lepak bersama kawan pun sama.
Rasa macam orang berkerjaya.
(Padahal mereka tak tahu dompet George penuh dengan resit aja! Hehe)

Pergi servis kereta pun satu hal.
Masuk aja, semua pun pandang.
Pergi kat kaunter pun awek kaunter gugup gagap.
Sampai suruh pergi kaunter lain, minta maaf.

Tunggu servis kereta pun bergaya.
Duduk atas kerusi bunyi kentut tu, sambil tidur pun tak ada orang perasan.
Yang indah-indah di mata makcik-makcik.
Itu diorang tak tengok lagi George silang kaki sambil baca The Star.
Memang pakej complete(!).

Dah habis servis kereta pun sama.
Buat lawak dengan awek kaunter pun dia gelak balik sipu-sipu.
Dulu buat lawak time George pakai t-shirt Ninja Turtle, selipar jepun senyum pun tak nak.
Sekarang siap kasi diskaun 10 sen tu.

Sambil bawak kereta pulang ke rumah pun sama.
Memekak dalam kereta sambil berdendang irama muzik terkini pun tak sama macam hari-hari lain.
Tone pitching lari pun bunyi merdu aja.

Bukan nak kata apa lah, tapi memang benar.
Bila berbaju kemeja, semuanya jadi indah.

Hoo-raa(y?).

Segmen Tahukah Anda? #2: Siput

2011-01-12T02:34:00.000+08:00

Tahukah anda?

Siput mempunyai gigi?
Ya, tak percaya boleh tanya Spongebob.
(My friend told me Gary the snail had teeth)

Or, I'd rather ask the dentist.

Hoo-raa.

Post mortem di Pusat Servis Perodua#2: Hirau?

2011-01-11T11:11:00.004+08:00

Jadi,

Sedang George masih duduk di atas kerusi kentut itu (atau lebih tepatnya ialah baru bangun tidur 14.05 minit beauty sleep beliau), pintu masuk dibuka luas.

1 saat kemudian,

Seorang perempuan berbangsa Melayu masuk.
Memakai tudung.
Mendukung anak.
Anak berkulit gelap sedikit.
Tak siapa hairan, tak siapa peduli.

2 saat kemudian,

Lelaki berketurunan negara bahagian benua Afrika masuk.
Memakai baju cerah.
Berseluar jeans biru.
Berkepala sedikit botak.
Barangkali cukur nombor 1 di kedai barber mamak berhampiran.
Tak siapa hairan, tak siapa pun peduli.

2.5 saat kemudian,

Lelaki berketurunan benua Afrika berjalan bersama perempuan Melayu bertudung yang mendukung anak berkulit gelap ++ tadi.
Lelaki bercakap-cakap dengan perempuan.
Memegang anak dan bermain dengan anak tersebut sambil berjalan ke kaunter.

Tiada saat kemudian,

Majoriti makcik-makcik dan para hadirin memandang mereka.
Pandangan sinis diikuti bercakap secara bisik dengan teman masing-masing.

George bermonolog dalaman lagi,
"So what? Mereka pun manusia juga(!)"

P/S: Black doesn't mean evil. So what kalau ada orang Melayu kahwin dengan orang berbangsa lain? At least anak tu tak kena 'delete' dalam Recycle Bin?

P/S/S: I'm scheduling this post on 11:11 AM 11/1/11. Wow. What a 1 day eh?

Hoo-raa.

Love at first sight and still.

2011-01-10T09:54:00.000+08:00

Okay, maybe I lied.
Maybe it wasn't first.
Who cares.

But hey, she is.
Despite of whatever that is happening to them, yes, I still do love the music.
Not to be on anyone's side, but yeah, I'll stick to them.

Glad to hear the explanation.
It rejects the doubt we, fans, are having all the while.

Plus, it is also hard when her voice makes my alarm tone.
Instead of waking up, you'll be soundly asleep.
Well hey, hitting the snooze button is just the first self-lie you do every morning right? LMAO. :p

Hoo-raa.

Ahad malas.

2011-01-09T11:50:00.002+08:00

(I know this video quality is bad, just to share. Press here for different and BETTER link. couldn't embedded em' cause they disabled it. Yeah, that sucks. Well, better than nothing(?))

It's the Chronic-what(?)-cles of Narnia.
HAHA!
Big time, baby.

Yeah, classic.
That's where I discovered "True true Double true!".
LOL. just missed the old days.
Back then Matthew Perry was like, today's Katy Perry(?).

I am getting old am I?
Damn. *sigh*

Hoo-raa.

Jerawat Theory?(dan ya, bukan pasal jururawat)

2011-01-08T16:23:00.007+08:00

(Ya, gambar wanita bertuala memicit jerawat ialah pancing untuk buat kau baca)

So, it happened that I had lunch with my friend on a sunny afternoon.
Well, I guess I'll consider it sunny after it stopped raining during my interview at Shah Alam.
Yeah, Shah Alam sucks. Had to have a 2-hour drive from Kajang? So, not Sagitariusly Cool!
Anyway, I'll also guess that we consider 11a.m. as noon for unemployeds?
Yeah, we eat lunch at any time. Haha.

Anyway, this friend of mine, somehow, we got into pimple issues.
And hey, my friend is a lady. And F.Y.I, yes, a man don't talk about super-purrfection skin issues with another man. Unless he's gay, and he's okay.
Haha.

So, she told me, girls think a lot about pimples?
Translation? , yeah, they think a lot. LOL! (okay, no offense ladies.)

So, nak dijadikan cerita, we got to an agreement that girls do worry too much on how to take care of em' skin(?).
Hey, look, if you are a girl, and if you're a man you somehow to know a girl.
Berapa banyak produk kecantikan?
Anyone?

Yeah, my sisters have tons. Do yours?
Yerp, Blog 5?(!)
*Pap* (sila tepuk skrin anda sekarang)

Okay, back to my friend.
Her idea was, susah nak jaga kulit muka. Tangan berminyak punca segala penumbuhan(?)

Plus, there are thoughts about;
Punca mungkin kulit tak serasi dengan krim penjagaan kulit. (Cliche?)
(And yeah, cliche is not just a cliche. It has a reason; to comfort (taken from Marshal))

So, yeah, if we didn't disagree, this conversation wouldn't come up.
And yeah, I disagreed.
As what I know, (and not really sure if everyone knows it), scientifically, pimples grow on stress.
When you are in stress, adrenal glands, which are located above the kidneys, secrete norepinephrine and epinephrine under stress and adrenal cortex secretes male hormones. These male hormones are well known for stimulating the sebaceous gland to secrete more sebum, which ultimately results in the formation of acne.

Okay, should I talk in human language?
Yeah,
So when you're in stress, your body starts letting hormones out.
And the result of that, my friends, your pimples.

Well, also adding it up, when you are over stressed with your pimples (and everyday), then when will your 'killing pimple' mission will end?
Let me guess, like never?

So, girls (and boys?), stop worrying about what you look and being psyched up with pimples.
You should look it like this way, having pimples is just a sign for you to relax.
Stop worrying.
Maybe you had a rough week or a rough night and you started to grow pimples the next day.
So, life is just what it is.
You need to enjoy it.
Be stress-free for awhile.
Agreed?
Again, blog 5?
*pap!*

So, a humbly advice from a non-medic-study unemployed guy.
And by the way, my name is George. (Mana tahu dapat interview mana-mana?)
Keep smiling guys/girls. That's just the ingredients for your anti-aging-pimpled skin product.

P/S: Yes, aku tengah hyped up menulis, mengarang dan yeah, bercakap dalam English. Ada sebabnya. Maybe I've just got a 6 season life-lesson to be learned. :p

Hoo-raa.

Post mortem di Pusat Servis Perodua#1: Kerusi?

2011-01-06T20:53:00.003+08:00

Hey hey,

George hari ini mahu lain daripada yang lain.
Kenapa?
Ha, hari ini George tidak menaip blog post.
Tapi menulis secara manual. (Literally menggunakan pen dan buku nota)
Ialah bukan kerana bersiap prehistorik, tapi sedang berada di pusat servis Perodua.
Ya, kereta sorong berkuasa kuda beliau sudah 20,000 km perjalanan(!).

Anyway, sedang George duduk di atas kerusi yang berbunyi kentut.
Ala, yang kerusi sofa berfabrik ala leather plastik tu.
Yang bila bergerak kanan sikit bunyi "Krek~".
Gerak kiri balik bunyi "Kruk!".
Gerak kiri kanan kiri kanan laju laju bunyi "Ek uk ek uk ek uk".
Ha, yang tuuuu.

Perlu ke sediakan kerusi berirama kentut?
Sampai makcik sebelah pun asyik nak duduk pandang-pandang.

"Ish, makcik ni. Ingat orang nak sangat ke kentut depan makcik?", monolog George dalam hati.

"Saya pun ada dignity!", sambung beliau lagi.

Hoo-raa.

Perasaan kebinatangan.

2011-01-05T09:26:00.000+08:00

Hey hey.
Dah dua tiga hari duduk layan bekas teman wanita aku ini.
Err, sebenarnya lebih hari.
Mungkin minggu.

Jadi hari ini mahu cerita tentang animal instinct.
Harap semua dapat duduk tegak dan pasang telinga.
Jangan buat-buat dengar padahal tengah tidur.
Oh, by the way, Jumaat lepas ada pakcik dah tua pun tidur berdengkur masa khutbah.
Ada la 13-14 kali bunyi berdengkur.
Ingatkan khatib pasang boombox.

Okay, hal keperibinatangan ni.
Tengok video tersebut.
Sungguh hebat ibu beliau.
Tengok, tak ada duit pun cari jugak anak bawak lari.
Bukan nak ajar untuk makan di Baskin Robins lepas tu tak bayar cabut lari.
Tak, tapi kita kena faham mesej tersirat beliau.
Kalau kau buat, kena baling dengan scoop aiskrim jangan salahkan aku pula oke?

Nak cakap pasal binatang, anjing yang najis tu pun pandai jaga anak sebenarnya.
Dia jaga bagai nak rak.
Anjing pun buat projek merata-rata.
Anjing pun buat projek kat rumah usang, kat belakang jamban, kat tepi jalan.
Tapi.
Anjing pun tak pandai buang anak dia.
Jadi, yang buat projek sana-sini and buang bayi merata-rata tu?
Oke, sendiri jawab.

Hey hey, lagu lama tu.
Sepatutnya lagu-lagu zaman sekarang kena la ada kualiti macam tu.
Ini duduk tempat boling main tolak-tolak buah dada anak orang pastu nyanyi "Baby baby baby ooooohh" yang jadi trend.
Rambut helmet punya pasal, jadi kaya raya.
Tapi benar, kualiti lagu zaman sekarang kian merosot.

Tengok The Cranberries.
Aku tak tahu lah kalau diorang pun nak Freemason juga ke, tapi at least bagi aku lagu dia ada motif. Ada penyampaian.
Ya, setiap lagu kena ada penyampian.

So, tamatlah ceramah untuk hari ini.
Dah, semua boleh bangun tidur dah.
Dah senja(!).

"So take my hands and we will pray, they wont take you away"
-Animal Instinct, The Cranberries-

Hoo-raa.